we use to go out on the weekends and we''d drink til we drowned
but now shes acting funny and I dont understand
I think that shes found her some other man
chorus:
she left me for jesus and that just aint fair
she says that hes perfect how could I compare
she says I should find him and ill know peace at last
if I ever find jesus im kickin his ass
she showed me a picture all I could do was stare
at that freak in his sandals with his long pretty hair
they must think that im stupid or I dont have a clue
ill bet hes a commie or ever worse yet a jew
repeat chorus
shes given up whiskey and ah takin up wine
while she prays for his troubles shes forgot about mine
im a gonna get even I cant handle the shame
why last time we made love she even called out his name
repeat chorus
it coulda been carlos or even billy ortez
but if I ever find jesus
hes gonna wish he was dead amen