[Verse 1]
AD Okay this isn't my finest moment by a long shot
AD As I walk through this casino hoping there ain't no one I know up at 6 O'clock
AD With my hair messed up and my shirt untucked, I hit the parking lot
E "I had a real good time", that's what she said
F#mD as she threw me my shirt and kicked me out of bed
 [Chorus 1]
AD Now as the sun comes up it's shining light on the big mistake I made last night
AE the Vegas strip turns into memory lane
AGD Now pullin' on to the interstate - Excuse me while I take
AD the drive of shame, the drive of shame
A A A A [Verse 2]
AD I gave the valet my ticket, since when is it judgment day?
AD I guess he wasn't impressed the way I was dressed or my Chevrolet
AD I don't remember too clear I was thinking of beer and Obsession CK
E But turn right, turn left, that's what she said
F#mD Then she threw me my shirt and kicked me right out of bed
 [Chorus 2]
AD Now as the sun comes up it's shining light on the big mistake I made last night
AE this Rodeo drive turns into memory lane
AGD I hit the gas and she hit the brakes - excuse me while I take
AD the drive of shame, the drive of shame
A A D DA A D D
E Well, I look to my right and who do I see
F#mD the girl I just left overtaking me
 [Chorus 3]
AD As the sun comes up it's blinding bright in the big mistake I made last night
AE as Central Park West turns into memory lane
AGD I hit the gas and she hit the brakes - excuse me while I take
AD the drive of shame, the drive of shame
ADE the drive of shame, the drive of shame
 [Outro]
AD Oh yeah, I'm hanging my head down
AE yeah, yeah I gotta get out of this town
AD doin' the drive of shame - Who's gonna get the blame
AE Drive of shame Yeah, doin' the drive Oh, yeah
AD Yeah, hoh
AE