[Verse 1]G F C
I work down at the pizza pit
G F C
And I drive an old Hyundai
G D Em C
I still live with my mom and dad
D
I'm five foot three and over weight
[Verse 2] G F C
I'm a sci-fi fanactic, mild asthmatic
G F C
Never been to second base
G D Em C
But theres a whole nother me you need to see
D G
go check out myspace
[Verse 3] C G D G
Cause On - Line Im out in hollywood
C G D G
Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good
C G D Em
I drive a mazeratti im a black belt in karate
C D
and I love a good glass of wine
[Chorus] C G D G
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
C G D G
I tell em that I dont want nothing serious
C G D Em
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
C D
Chat with two women at one time
G F C
I'm so much cooler on-line.
G F C
So much cooler online
[Verse 4]G F C
I get home I kiss my mom
G F C
And she fixes me a snack
G D Em C
And I head down to my basement bedroom
D G
And fire up my Mac
[Verse 5]G F C
In real life the only time I've
G F C
Ever even been to LA
G D Em C
Is when I got the chance With the marching band
C D G
to play tuba in the rose parade
[Verse 6] C G D G
But On - line I live in Malibu
C G D G
I pose for Calvin Klien, I've been in GQ
C G D Em
Im single and I'm rich and I got a set of six pack
C D
Abs that would blow your mind
[Chorus] C G D G
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
C G D G
I tell em that I dont want nothing serious
C G D Em
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
C D
Chat with two women at one time
G F C
I'm so much cooler On-line.
G F C
Yea I'm cooler online
[Verse 7] D G
When you got my kinda stats its hard to get a date
C D G
Let alone a real girlfriend
D G
But I grow another foot and I lose a buncha weight
C D
Every time I log in
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[Verse 8]C G D G
On - Line Im out in Hollywood
C G D G
Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good
C G D G
Even on a slow day I can have a three way
C D
Chat with two women at one time
[Verse 9]G F C
I'm so much cooler on-line.
G F C
Yea I'm cooler online
G F C
I'm so much cooler on-line
G F C
