[Verse 1]
GFC I work down at the pizza pit
GFC And I drive an old Hyundai
GDEmC I still live with my mom and dad
D I'm five foot three and over weight
 [Verse 2]
GFC I'm a sci-fi fanactic, mild asthmatic
GFC Never been to second base
GDEmC But theres a whole nother me you need to see
DG go check out myspace
 [Verse 3]
CG DG Cause On - Line Im out in hollywood
C GDG Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good
CGDEm I drive a mazeratti im a black belt in karate
CD and I love a good glass of wine
 [Chorus]
CGDG It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
CGDG I tell em that I dont want nothing serious
CGDEm Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
CD Chat with two women at one time
GFC I'm so much cooler on-line.
GFC So much cooler online
 [Verse 4]
GFC I get home I kiss my mom
GFC And she fixes me a snack
GDEmC And I head down to my basement bedroom
DG And fire up my Mac
 [Verse 5]
GFC In real life the only time I've
GFC Ever even been to LA
GDEmC Is when I got the chance With the marching band
CDG to play tuba in the rose parade
 [Verse 6]
CG DG But On - line I live in Malibu
CGDG I pose for Calvin Klien, I've been in GQ
CGDEm Im single and I'm rich and I got a set of six pack
CD Abs that would blow your mind
 [Chorus]
CGDG It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
CGDG I tell em that I dont want nothing serious
CGDEm Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
CD Chat with two women at one time
GFC I'm so much cooler On-line.
GFC Yea I'm cooler online
 [Verse 7]
DG When you got my kinda stats its hard to get a date
CDG Let alone a real girlfriend
DG But I grow another foot and I lose a buncha weight
CD Every time I log in
Em D C G D Em CD [Verse 8]
CG DG On - Line Im out in Hollywood
C GDG Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good
CGDG Even on a slow day I can have a three way
CD Chat with two women at one time
 [Verse 9]
GFC I'm so much cooler on-line.
GFC Yea I'm cooler online
GFC I'm so much cooler on-line
GFC