CGCFC [Verse 1]
Dm She says not to buy her flowers
G7C Or big expensive gifts
Dm She says she don't want jewlery
G7C And she doesn't need another dress
F If I want to show her how much I adore her
CG/BAm The best way that I've found
C Is to make sure when I'm finished
GCG C I put that toilet seat down
 [Verse 2]
Dm We've been to counseling
G7C To try and see the ways we could improve
Dm This thing between us
G7CC7 And different ways to show each other "I love you"
F Forget about those getaway vacations
CG/BAm To romantic coastal towns
C If you want to say "I love you"
GCC7 Then put that toilet seat down
 [Chorus]
F 'Cause in the middle of the night
C It's cold and it's dark
G And when I hear my name in vain
CC7 I know I haven't done my part
F She just wants me to support her
CG/BAm And the best way that I've found
C Is with a gentle hand and a loving touch
GCG C I put that toilet seat down
EmADFGCG/B AmFGCG/B [Bridge]
Am I know it's kind of funny
F You can teach a little puppy
CGC But it's very hard to train a grown man
Am When I'm all about my business
F And the path of least resistance
DG She's the one that suffers in the end
 [Chorus]
F In the middle of the night
C It's cold and it's dark
G And when I hear my name in vain
CC7 I know I haven't done my part
F She just wants me to support her
CG/BAmFm/Ab And the best way that I've found
C/G Is with a gentle hand and a loving touch
GF I put that toilet seat down
FmC