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[Verse 1]
                        Dm  
She says not to buy her flowers
G7                  C
   Or big expensive gifts
                        Dm
She says she don't want jewlery
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   And she doesn't need another dress
     F
If I want to show her how much I adore her
                       C   G/B   Am
The best way that I've found
      C
Is to make sure when I'm finished
G                          C      G C
   I put that toilet seat down
[Verse 2]
              Dm
We've been to counseling
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To try and see the ways we could improve
         Dm           
This thing between us
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And different ways to show each other "I love you" 
   F
Forget about those getaway vacations
                    C  G/B  Am
To romantic coastal towns
       C
If you want to say "I love you" 
G                             C   C7
   Then put that toilet seat down
[Chorus]
                             F
'Cause in the middle of the night
                   C
It's cold and it's dark
                           G
And when I hear my name in vain
                        C     C7
I know I haven't done my part
                        F
She just wants me to support her
                           C  G/B  Am
And the best way that I've found
          C
Is with a gentle hand and a loving touch
G                          C     G C
   I put that toilet seat down
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[Bridge]
  Am
I know it's kind of funny 
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You can teach a little puppy
         C            G             C
But it's very hard to train a grown man
         Am
When I'm all about my business
        F
And the path of least resistance
D                                 G
She's the one that suffers in the end
[Chorus]
                     F
In the middle of the night
                   C
It's cold and it's dark
                           G
And when I hear my name in vain
                        C     C7
I know I haven't done my part
                       F
She just wants me to support her
                           C   G/B  Am  Fm/Ab
And the best way that I've found
          C/G                           
Is with a gentle hand and a loving touch
G                       F
  I put that toilet seat down
Fm    C