[Verse 1] 
GD She was looking at shoes on Amazon
Am Her pop-up ad said find anyone
D She thought about the first boy that she loved
G Just a couple clicks and there he was
 [Verse 2] 
GD That night she sent a friend request
Am The next day she sat down at her desk
D And four simple words “Hey, how you been?”
G And she felt 17 again
 [Chorus] 
CG And that’s the thing about Facebook friends
DG It doesn’t matter how long it’s been
CG Someone you never thought you’d ever see again
DG And suddenly you’re Facebook friends
 [Verse 3] 
GD They started out just catching up
Am That led to meeting him for lunch
D For long they’re meeting in some bar
G For long they’re kissing in some car
 [Chorus] 
CG And that’s the thing about Facebook friends
DG It doesn’t matter how long it’s been
CG Someone you never thought you’d ever see again
DG And suddenly you’re Facebook friends
 [Bridge] 
EmC Oh if there was anybody else
GD She'd be sittin’ In Judgement
EmC Thinking they should be ashamed of themselves
GDC For God’s sakes you’ve got a husband and a minivan
G And this was not part of a plan
 [Verse 4] 
GD She fantasized they’d start a new life
AmD He’d finnaly up and leave his wife
D But one day she turned her laptop on
G And his whole profile page was gone
CG