Intro (slower): 
E A C#m B
Verse 1 (up to tempo): 
EAC#mB I've never written a book in my life
EA 'Cause your tiny brains would never get it.
C#mBA Me compared to Shakespeare's like Shakespeare compared to Shakespeare's wife.
B I gave you everything, but
EC#m I gave you simple minds so you made simple things.
AB I gave you healthy birds, you made chicken wings.
EC#m I gave you nipples, you made nipple rings.
EA You're not going to heaven.
C#mB Why would you ever think I'd ever hang out with you?
EA You're all dicks, I don't need you.
C#mBAB I know a million aliens cooler than you.
EC#mG#m Oh my, I said, oh my, God.
EC#mG#m Oh my, oh my, God.
EC#m I'm not gonna fix you.
G#m I'm not gonna fix you.
EC#mG#m I said oh my, oh my, God.
 Verse 2: 
EAC#mB People give me money, but I don't know why.
EAC#mBA 'Cause my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
BEC#mA I made every girl different, and they're all perfect just the way they are.
BEC#m People tell them different, and people are smart.
E I just made the stars.
A You think you know beauty and love.
C#mB Trust me, you don't; I'm the one who created them.
EAC#mB You're overpopulated, so I slaved for days making gays and you ended up hating them.
AB Fuck youuuu!
E C#m G#m x4
EC#mEbG#m I created many beings, but you're the strangest that I've ever met.
EC#mEbG#m You think that you're my children, but you're more like an annoying pet.
EC#mEbG#m The Messiah made the people wonder heavenly whether he's me,
EC#mEbG#m But I'm not into saving people who might nail me to a fucking tree.
EC#m You're all angry, crying, sad, and lost.
EbG#m You worship power and wealth.
EC#mEb The more that I watch you, the less I believe in myself.
EC#mG#m Oh my, I said, oh my, God.
EC#mG#m Oh my, oh my, God.
EC#m I'm not gonna fix you.
G#m I'm not gonna fix you.
EC#mAB I said oh my, oh my, God.
 Verse 3: 
F#BEbmC# You're looking for answers that won't be found, no.
F#BEbmC# How many answers can a raindrop find before it hits the ground?
F#B You think I kill you people.
EbmC#F# You ask me 'Why?' when a child dies.
BEbmC#F# Why would I kill someone when a hundred years passes when I blink my eyes?
 
B Ebm C# F#
This is actually my first UG submission, so I'd appreciate any feedback you can give me. Thanks!