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DGBmA
DGBmADGBm A I used to walk through life, now I frolic.
DG Youtube has been like a father to me,
BmADGBmA Except Youtube's not an alcholic.
DG Before Youtube I was just a skinny white kid,
BmA that thought he was funnier, & cooler
DGBmA than he actually was.
DG and now not much has changed,
BmADGBmA but I have a shitload of money.
 
BmGA Because Youtube is a place for people to share their ideas.
Bm If by people you mean
G 13-year-old girls,
A and by ideas you mean
A how they love the Jonas Brothers.
Bm I'm just kidding
G But let's be honest,
A that's a hefty majority.
BmG And if you don't believe me
DA You must be a noob
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AD So, Welcome to Youtube!
G You don't know what you're missing,
Bm and just by searching,
A "Women Kissing".
D -It's Youtube!
G This country's been needing a
Bm generation of kids who
A don't waste their time reading.
G Am I the only one who thinks that
A Lisa Nova's hot?
DGBmA And Chris Crocker's not...
DGBmA he's hotter.
 
DG Most of the best Youtubers
BmA are either asian or their gay.
D So if there's an untapped
G youtube celebrity,
BmA and his name is George Takei
D and your favorite coat
G has a doo-doo stain.
Bm I pray to god that it's
A chocolate rain
D And I find videos of
GBmADGBmA babies laughing a bit intrusive.
 
DGA Because Barack Obama won the election because of Youtube
DG Wait, did I say youtube?
A I meant the black vote
DG And I think Youtube and Fred are
A "So Cool!"
D And What The Buck!
GBmA will be back in a jiffy lube
 
ADG So, Welcome to Youtube!
A Yeah...
AD So, Welcome to Youtube!
GA Hey...
AD Welcome to Youtube!
DG I said, listen and linger,
BmA Charlie the Unicorn bit my finger!
D It's youtube!
G The impact is evident.
BmA Miss Teen South Carolina just ran for Vice President!
D Upload a video,
GA You have nothing to lose!
DGBm except all your friends...
ADGBmA & the approval of your parents..
 
DG "Hi, my Mary, and I'm 19 years-old
BmA I got drunk at a party, and I think someone
 was video-taping it, but I don't want 
D anyone to see it, cuz
GA I showed half of my boob!"
ADGBmA Welcome to Youtube!
DGBmA Say Hello to Youtube!
 Yeah... 
DBmA Say goodbye to your College Scholarship.
BmA And it will keep on going and it'll never stop!
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