E A C#m B [Verse 1]
EA Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
C#mB But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...
EA I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
C#mB A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock it,
EA And girl, if your into a rimmin it's only safe if your swimming,
C#mB And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.
EA I spit fire like I just blew a demon
C#mB My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin
EA Girl I'm gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies
C#mB You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses.
EA If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya.
C#mB You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meet (meat) ya
 [Chorus]
E I'm bo yo
A And I'm the greatest rappa eva
C#mB And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or
E Think your better your not
A Don't need a sweater I'm hot
C#mB I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot
EA Oooohhhhhh...yeah
C#m Hey, What the fuck's a g spot?
E A C#m B Go to a
EA Vagina orchard, count 1, 2, 3
C#mB Spin that plant around you got a third world country
EA That's right, consider yourself warned
C#mB I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn
EA Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
C#mB Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram
EA Look at that CRACK Excuse me can I buy a gram?
C#mB Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.
EA First base, were making out
C#mB Second base, I'm getting faked out.
EA Third base, I'm getting take out
C#mB And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
EA But I just don't know I said I just don't care
C#mB My flow's so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
EA Cause you can smell and spell my stink
C#mB B.O. lingers and it makes you think
 [Chorus]
E I'm bo yo
A And I'm the greatest rappa eva
C#mB And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or
E Think your better your not
A Don't need a sweater I'm hot
C#mB I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot
EA Oooohhhhhh...yeah
C#mBE Provided that you point me in the general Direction
A C#m B [Verse 3]
EA Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
C#mB I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
EA I'm like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
C#mB Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise.
EA My girl is epyletic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with
C#mB Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with...
EA Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects
C#mB I'm talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect
EA That says you can't have sex with members of different sects
C#mB but you can't have sex with members of the same sex
EA So if the sects can't be different, the sex can be same
C#mB then the only sex left is some left hand shame
EA And girl I left you cause u left the game
C#mB and if that don't feel right then u can write my name
 [Chorus]
E I'm bo yo
A And I'm the greatest rappa eva
C#mB And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or
E Think your better your not
A Don't need a sweater I'm hot
C#mB I'm a real G shawty that can really find your what now
EA Oooohhhhhh...yeah
C#mB Ooohhh...but im inidaquite
EA have i got that point across yet
C#mB How original
 [Verse 4]
EA Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
C#mB I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics
EA This isn't about ironic pigment
C#mB If you're imagining this then I'm a chronic figment.
EE My junks so long that it hangs and
C#mB so at the nude beach people think I'm lookin for lost rings
EA Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings
C#mB if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.
EA Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
C#mB Cuase I'm not homophobic, my morals are straight and
EA If I'm in the closet then you are below me
C#mB Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey
 [Chorus]
E I'm bo yo
A And I'm the greatest rappa eva
C#mB And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or
E Think your better your not
A Don't need a sweater I'm hot
C#mB I'm a real G shawty that can really find your what now
E A C#m BE