Chord My Better Half - Bo Burnham

So for the first verse you pick these notes, just a Em chord and a G chord. Play 2x for intro.
        Em                                   G
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B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
am i perv? cause every nerv is cravin for your touch
Em                                D        (10th muffled)
you make me laugh youre my better half, though you weigh twice as much


Em G
350 pounds of love
Em         Cmaj7
you mustve fell from up above
Em             G              D
and killed the townspeople below
(10th muffled)
you had a crush and you let it show
Em     G                   Em         Cmaj7
when i want to pleasure you i need an expedition crew
Em             G          D (pick the high e string a few times)
Em  G  Em  Cmaj7    Em  G  
D

(Now for this verse go back to picking like the first verse)

Em G
350 pounds of pain
Em             Cmaj7
when you exhale al gore goes insane
Em       G
whenever we make out
D (10th muffled)

Em           G                Em               Cmaj7
we went on a sailing trip you fell and floated beside the ship
Em     G                     D
then a boat docked on your pants
(pick the high e string while keeping the D chord)

Em G Em Cmaj7 Em G D

Alrighty, now heres a note, I'm not sure if these chords are right, but they sound kinda 

Em                    G                Em
then you did what i feared you dissapeared
Em      G      Cmaj7      Em
saying this was something new
Em       G     Em        G
lyposuction, breast reduction
               D
and what came home wasnt you
D
no no no no it wasnt you it was

Em G
120 pounds of hate,
Em            Cmaj7
and you said, "i look great."
Em           G                  D
and when the nurse removed the fat, they found the neighbors cat

Em     G
i just paused and said to her
Em         Cmaj7
i loved you just the way you were
Em       G                 D
then she smiled and for my sake
D                 Em G Em Cmaj7
said, "pass the caaaaaaaaaaaaake!"
Em        Em G Em D
pass the caaaaaaake
            Em G Em Cmaj7
Pass the caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
           Em G   D
Pass the caaaaaaaake