[Verse]
EDA Grab a seat have something to eat
DE Help yourself its alright
DA If you want a beer they're over here
E But we only got Coor's light
DA Try a chip with my homemade dip
DE the stuff is out of sight
ED Right before bed we'll shave your head
E It's good to see you dressed in white
 [Chorus]
AED Cause its a Klan KooKout
EAED Klan KooKout
EAED Klan KooKout
EAEDE Klan KooKout
 [Verse]
AE D Heres my wife/sister
E She brightens up my day
AE She went away and i missed her
DE Cause my moms a lousy lay
AE Don't hang with foreign fellows
DE It'll only be your loss
AE Stay here and roast marshmallows,
DE By the burning cross
 [Chorus]
AED At the Klan Kookout
EAED Klan Kookout
EAED Dans on lookout
EAEDE At the Klan Kookout
 [Verse]
AE And if you're black
DE Don't wanna see your face
AED They're like high school track
E Just a stupid race
AE We got a plan
DE Kill all the Jews
AE Are you a Mexican
DE Cause you seem confused?
 senor...que? que? que? (kkk) [Chorus]
AEDE Its a Klan Kookout
AED Klan KooKout
EAEDE Mein Kampf? man, check that book out
AED at the Klan Kookout
 [Bridge]
EDAD All men are created equal, man that shit gets me pissed
EDAD Heres an idea for a sequel, someone loses Schindler's list
EDAD I cook i clean, cause im the hooded host
EDE And on Halloween, i dress as a...slave owner!
 [Verse]
AE We hate Hispanics
DE Hence the 20 foot walls
AE And all you goddamn dirty catholics
DE Can cath-o-lick my balls
AE Ethnics give off weird aromas
DE But what I can't understand
AE Is why we need high school diplomas
DE With the bible in hand!
 [Outro]
AED At the Klan KooKout
EAED Klan Kookout
EAED Klan Kookout
EAEDA