INTRO: Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-G
GD Everytime i go to dinner
GD it seems like im getting a little bit thinner
GD I'll sit down at the breakfast table
GD i can talk, but theyre not able
GD When i look at them i find
GD there's a single question on their mind.
GD i wish it could go back to the way it was
GDEm its not easy no because...
CG My whole family thinks im gay
DG i guess its always been that way.
CG Maybe its cause of the way i walk,
DEm-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-G that makes them think that i like...boys
 
GD The goddamn question just wont go away
GD cause i get asked every single day
GD but the way they ask it is no disguise,
GD like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?"
GD This is the worst, baby this was my fear
GDEm Now their opinions are crystal clear.
CG My whole family now is shocked,
DG I'm in the closet and the door is locked.
CG Now my glory days are gone,
DEm-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-G I was John Elway now im Elton John.
CG My whole family now suspects,
DG That watching spongebob had side-effects.
CG But im not gay and thats what i said,
 D (random awful sounds while you pretend to choke) 
CG Just cause i go to an all-guys school,
DG Doesnt mean Justin Timberlake makes me drool.
CG When I go outside, what do i see?
DEm-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-G The clouds in the sky spell "F-A-G"
CG I think that God might think im gay,
DG What does he know anyway.
CG My grandma gave me a present just last year,
DEm-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-G and the card said, "Happy Birthday queer!"
 
CG My whole family thinks im "fab"
D (strum once) G There's a guys butt, hey bo, take a stab!
CG Why doesn't he get women, theres no other way,
DEm-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-G Its cause I'm lanky, not cause i'm gay.
GD Just cause I'm afraid of the snow,
GD (strum once) Or my favorite color is, the rainbow.
GD I dont mean to yell but i fear i must,
GDEm Cause I'm losing the people that i thought i could trust.
GD (strum once) Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-G Even my boyfriend thinks im gay...just kidding
EmC You all probably think I'm gay,
DG Man this song is counterproductive...
DG la la la la la...
Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-G I'm not gay I swear
CG Cause my whole family thinks I'm gay,
DG What am i suppose to say?
CG Baby you gotta see right through the haze,
GD Easy-Bake oven was just a phase.
CG My whole family thinks i'm queer,
DG That is all i ever hear,
CG But ive been as straight as a ramp,
DEm-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-G