Lets write a song, baby
Ayo kita bikin lagu, sayang

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Bola-bolaku lebih besar dari dinamit saku rasa sakit,

Now sit your ass in the chair and I'll tell you my name,
Sekarang duduk yang manis di kursi dan aku akan kasih tahu namaku,

My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain,
Ayahku selalu bilang dia nggak mau denger aku mengeluh,

That's why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Makanya bola-bolaku lebih besar dari dinamit saku rasa sakit,

I hope this song will explain,
Semoga lagu ini bisa menjelaskan,

Just why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Kenapa bola-bolaku lebih besar dari dinamit saku rasa sakit,

Well I was born in the back of a truck on the fourth of july,
Aku lahir di belakang truk pada tanggal empat Juli,

I was raised by a Portuguese ninja who taught me to fly,
Aku dibesarkan oleh ninja Portugis yang mengajarkanku terbang,

A business man pulled over and he asked if I needed a ride,
Seorang pengusaha berhenti dan bertanya apakah aku butuh tumpangan,

I had to eat that business man for lunch cos I wanted his tie,
Aku harus makan pengusaha itu untuk makan siang karena aku pengen dasinya,

Damn I look good in that tie,
Sial, aku terlihat keren dengan dasi itu,

Air born Portuguese ninja eats man for his tie,
Ninja Portugis yang terbang makan orang demi dasinya,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Bola-bolaku lebih besar dari dinamit saku rasa sakit,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Bola-bolaku lebih besar dari dinamit saku rasa sakit,

My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain,
Ayahku selalu bilang dia nggak mau denger aku mengeluh,

That's why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Makanya bola-bolaku lebih besar dari dinamit saku rasa sakit,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Bola-bolaku lebih besar dari dinamit saku rasa sakit,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Bola-bolaku lebih besar dari dinamit saku rasa sakit,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Bola-bolaku lebih besar dari dinamit saku rasa sakit,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Bola-bolaku lebih besar dari dinamit saku rasa sakit,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Bola-bolaku lebih besar dari dinamit saku rasa sakit,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Bola-bolaku lebih besar dari dinamit saku rasa sakit,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Bola-bolaku lebih besar dari dinamit saku rasa sakit,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain.
Bola-bolaku lebih besar dari dinamit saku rasa sakit.