Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
Ibu mabuk dan Ayah juga mabuk
At our Christmas party
Di pesta Natal kami
We were drinkin' champagne punch
Kami minum punch sampanye
And homemade eggnog
Dan eggnog buatan sendiri
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
Adik perempuan membawa pacar barunya
He was a Mexican
Dia orang Meksiko
We didn't know what to think of him
Kami tidak tahu harus berpikir apa tentang dia
Til he sang Feliz Navidad
Sampai dia menyanyikan Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him
Saudara Ken membawa anak-anaknya
The three from his first wife Lynn
Tiga dari istri pertamanya, Lynn
And the two identical twins
Dan dua anak kembar identik
From his second wife Mary Nell
Dari istri keduanya, Mary Nell
Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
Tentu saja dia membawa istri barunya, Kaye
Who talks all about AA
Yang selalu bercerita tentang AA
Chain smokin' while the stereo plays
Merokok terus menerus sementara stereo menyala
Noel, Noel, The first Noel
Noel, Noel, Noel yang pertama

Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
Iris kalkun, nyalakan pertandingan bola
Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Campur Margarita saat eggnog sudah habis
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
Kirim seseorang ke toko Quik-Pak
We need some ice and an extension cord
Kami butuh es dan kabel ekstensi
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite
Satu kaleng saus kacang dan Diet Rite
A box of pampers, some Marlboro Lights
Sebuah kotak popok, beberapa Marlboro Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Hallelujah semua bilang keju
Merry Christmas from the family
Selamat Natal dari keluarga

Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen
Fran dan Rita berkendara dari Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
Aku tidak ingat bagaimana aku terhubung dengan mereka
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
Tapi ketika mereka mencoba mencolokkan rumah mobil mereka
They blew our christmas lights
Mereka membuat lampu Natal kami mati
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
Kakak sepupu David tahu apa yang salah
So we all waited on our front lawn
Jadi kami semua menunggu di halaman depan
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
Dia menyalakan pemutus arus dan lampu menyala
And we sang Silent Night
Dan kami menyanyikan Malam Sunyi
Oh Silent Night o' holy night
Oh Malam Sunyi, malam yang suci

Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
Iris kalkun, nyalakan pertandingan bola
Mix Bloody Marys cause we all want one
Campur Bloody Mary karena kita semua mau satu
Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go
Kirim seseorang ke Stop 'n Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
Kami butuh seledri dan satu kaleng salju palsu
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite
Sebuah kantong lemon dan Diet Sprite
A box of midol, some Salem Lights
Sebuah kotak Midol, beberapa Salem Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Hallelujah semua bilang keju
Merry Christmas from the family
Selamat Natal dari keluarga