A
It was the middle of winter
A
And I drove us in my car
D
Well, the snow started fallin'
E 
So we stopped off at a bar
 
A
When the beer jugs started flowin'
A 
And your mother and I took the floor
D
But by the last dance we were tired
E 
So I booked a room next door
 
A
So if anyone asks you
A 
If you come from heaven above
D 
You're from a one star motel
E                           A
With a five star passionate love
 
A
It was a hot summers day
 (Hey, hey)
A
And we drove there in our car
D 
And your father was thirsty
E 
So we had to find a bar
 
A
Well he wouldn't stop drinking
A 
And he couldn't stand on his feet
D 
We had to walk to a hotel
E 
And book ourselves into a suite
 
A
So if the teacher asks you
A 
Are you from heaven or are you from hell?"
D 
You're from a one star drunken screw
E 
In a one star motel
 
A
Yes, if the teacher asks you
A
Are you from heaven or are you from hell?"
D 
You're from a pitch black toilet
E                 A 
In a highway Taco Bell