Am E F E [Verse 1]
EAm Only buy this if you're lonely
FE Only listen if you're blue
Am If you're married and you are happy
FE This song is not to do with you
Am If you listening at your work place
FE Feeling small amongst the men
Am Do not sing this to your workmates
FEAm This song is not to do with them
 [Chorus]
EAm But if you're sitting on a bar stool
EAm Wondering what on earth to do
F Don't let them tell you no-one cares
E This song's one especially for you
 [Verse 2]
EAm If you are listening on your radio
FE Smiling while you drive along
Am Tune the band into another
FE Because this song is not your song
Am If you're working as DJ
FE Leave this record in its sleeve
Am Cause this one's not for general airplay
FEAm This song is for day she leaves
 [Chorus]
EAm And if you bought this and you're sinking
EAm And I think that you know who
F It matters not the mouth that's singing
E This song's one especially for you
 [Bridge]
Am So this goes out to the lonely
Am So this goes out to the sad
Dm And it goes out to the only
EAm One you felt you ever had
Am If you're there in total darkness
Am With a letter in your hand
Dm Do not bother with the letter
Am Just listen to the band
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