intro: DF#F#7EA
DF#F#7 Birds are singing in the trees
EA As we rise up on a beautiful morning
D But I can't hear
F#F#7 That beautiful sound
EA Because I'm permanently yawning
 
DF#F#7 What about the time of the fancy dress
EA When you came dressed as your mum
DF#F#7 And there I was splendid in my penguin suit
EA So scared to show my bill
 
DF#F#7 You must have been listening to your Carousel
EA Your Carousel, that Carousel
 
D Remember the time
F#F#7EA When I turned the house into a rocket ship
D And you refused to come to Mars
F#F#7 You said "It's too far"
EA You had to be back by six to watch your
 
DF#F#7EA Carousel
DF#F#7 Saturn's much too far (Spoken || )
EA / You had to watch Carousel (What's going on in there?)
 
D When we first met
F#F#7 I asked you for your hand
EA I didn't really mean that hand
D I meant join hands
F#F#7 Bake phallic cake (Bake phallic cake)
E Carry round sticky tape
A And love those devil dogs
DF#F#7 Be an Indian elephant (Be an Indian elephant)
EA Bait straight people
D But you must have missed my wink
F#F#7EA You must have missed my wink
 Maybe you were too busy listening to 
D Carousel
F#F#7EA watching Carousel, living Carousel
D You were listening to Carousel
F#F#7EA(one strum)