A
When he's at my gate, with a big fat 8
A                               E
You wanna see the smile on my face
A
And even at my door, with a 4 4 4
A                            E
There ain't no man can replace


A                                        Bm
'Cause we love our love, in different sizes
              D                     A
I love her body, especially the lines
                                       Bm
Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
              E               A
Promise me this, take me tonight


A
If he's extra large well I'm in charge
E
I can work this thing on top
A
If he's XXL well what the hell
E
Every penny don't fit the slot

A
The anorexic chicks, the model 6
E
They don't hold no weight with me
A
Well 8 or 9, well that's just fine
E
But I like to hold something I can see


A                                        Bm
'Cause we love our love, in different sizes
              D                     A
I love her body, especially the lines
                                       Bm
Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
              E               A
Promise me this, take me tonight


A
I've bought a watch, to time your beauty
E
But I've had to fit a second hand
A
I've bought a calendar, and every month
E
Is taken up by lover man


A                                        Bm
'Cause we love our love, in different sizes
              D                     A
I love her body, especially the lines
                                       Bm
Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
              E               A
Promise me this, take me tonight


A                                        Bm
'Cause we love our love, in different sizes
              D                     A
I love her body, especially the lines
                                       Bm
Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
              E               A
Promise me this, take me tonight