DD/F#GD/F#EmAD
DD/F#GD/F# When you see a deer you see Bambi
EmAD I see antlers up on the wall
DD/F#GD/F# You see a lake you think picnics and I see
EmA A large mouth up under that log
GD I know that your thinking that you're gonna change me
GA In some ways well maybe you might
EmD/F#GD/F# Scrub me down dress me up oh well no matter what
EmAD Remember I'm still a guy
DD/F#GD/F# When you see a priceless French painting
EmAD I see a drunk naked girl
DD/F#GD/F# You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy
EmA And I'd like to give it a whirl
GD Love makes a man do some things he aint proud of
GA And in a weak moment I might
EmD/F#GD/F# Walk your sissy dog hold your purse at the mall
EmAD But remember I'm still a guy
AGD And I'll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car
AGD Write a love song that makes you cry
AGD Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
BmAG Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
DD/F#GD/F# I can hear you now talking to your friends
EmAD Saying yea girls he's come a long way
DD/F#GD/F# From dragging his knuckles, and carrying a club
EmA And building a fire in a cave
GD When you say a backrub means only a backrub
GA Then you swat my hand when I try
EmD/F#GD/F# Well what can I say at the end of the day
EmAD Honey I'm still a guy
AGD And I'll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car
AGD Write a love song that makes you cry
AGD Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
BmAG Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
DD/F#GD/F# These days there's dudes getting facials
EmAD Manicured waxed and botoxed
DD/F#GD/F# With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
EmA You can't grip a tackle box
GD Yea with all of these men lining up to get neutered
GA It's hip now to be feminized
EmD/F#GD/F# I don't highlight my hair I've still got a pair
EmAD Yea Honey I'm still a guy
EmD/F# And my eyebrows ain't plucked
GD/F# There's a gun in my truck
EmAD