D D/F# G D/F# Em A D
D D/F# G D/F#
When you see a deer you see Bambi
Em A D
I see antlers up on the wall
D D/F# G D/F#
You see a lake you think picnics and I see
Em A
A large mouth up under that log
G D
I know that your thinking that you're gonna change me
G A
In some ways well maybe you might
Em D/F# G D/F#
Scrub me down dress me up oh well no matter what
Em A D
Remember I'm still a guy
D D/F# G D/F#
When you see a priceless French painting
Em A D
I see a drunk naked girl
D D/F# G D/F#
You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy
Em A
And I'd like to give it a whirl
G D
Love makes a man do some things he aint proud of
G A
And in a weak moment I might
Em D/F# G D/F#
Walk your sissy dog hold your purse at the mall
Em A D
But remember I'm still a guy
A G D
And I'll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car
A G D
Write a love song that makes you cry
A G D
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
Bm A G
Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
D D/F# G D/F#
I can hear you now talking to your friends
Em A D
Saying yea girls he's come a long way
D D/F# G D/F#
From dragging his knuckles, and carrying a club
Em A
And building a fire in a cave
G D
When you say a backrub means only a backrub
G A
Then you swat my hand when I try
Em D/F# G D/F#
Well what can I say at the end of the day
Em A D
Honey I'm still a guy
A G D
And I'll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car
A G D
Write a love song that makes you cry
A G D
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
Bm A G
Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
D D/F# G D/F#
These days there's dudes getting facials
Em A D
Manicured waxed and botoxed
D D/F# G D/F#
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
Em A
You can't grip a tackle box
G D
Yea with all of these men lining up to get neutered
G A
It's hip now to be feminized
Em D/F# G D/F#
I don't highlight my hair I've still got a pair
Em A D
Yea Honey I'm still a guy
Em D/F#
And my eyebrows ain't plucked
G D/F#
There's a gun in my truck
Em A D
