Standard tuning. Chords Used: C, E, Am, F, C*, E*, F*, C-note. C: 032010 E: 022100 Am:002210 F: 003211 C*:035500 E*:079900 F*:133000 [Verse]
CEAmF I'm a feminine eminem, a slim shady lady But nice cause I texted haiti
90 lady cops on the road and I'm arrested for doing 80. [Chorus]
CEAmF I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. A Hungry hungry hippocrite.
CEAmF I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite.
 [Verse]
CEAmF Met a girl named Macy had sex with her all day,
But she was dyslexic, so I ended up doin the YMCA 
CEAmF Gay dads blow pops, another sucker,
CEAmF* Oedipus was the first motherfucker.
 [Chorus]
CEAmF I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. A Hungry hungry.. quick pause
CEAmF I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite.
 [Verse]
C* EAmF We the people of the USA
Jose, we're not talkin to you, esse.
CEAmF We got a border in order to keep you out,
It's what my NYU essay's about
C* EAmF Cause we're, xenophobic warrior princess,
Molested by my uncle sam, is that incest?
CEAmF "I WANT YOU" to smell my finger
Does my nephew's scent still linger?
C* EAmF South of queers, north of hell,
The queer ones suck and the brown one's smell
CEAmF We guard the border and we guard it well
But some slip through the cracks of the liberty bell
C* EAmF* Did I say liberty? I meant taco, paco, hey you better let that rock go
CE* AmFF* Cause in real life goliath wins And then sells all the silk that the widow spins.
 [Chorus]
CEAmF I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. A Hungry hungry hippocrat
CE* Am *F I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite.
 [Outro]
CEAmF Bitches and hoes, bo's hoes, oh, bitches and hoes, bitches, hoes.
CEAmF Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know bo's a feminist,
CEAmF Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know bo's a feminist
C* EAmF So take off your bras and burn em or you can let me burn em
CEAmF* Take off your bras and burn em, burn em or you can let bo burnham burn em
C* EAmF Take off your bras and burn em, or you can let me burn em!
CE* AmF Take off your bras and burn em, or you can let bo burnham burn em!