G D Em C 
G D C G
GD She was the perfect woman
EmC In every single way
GD She made the sun shine brighter
CGG And all my cares go away
 
GD She was the perfect woman
EmC She was a gourmet chef
GD They say that love is blind
CGG Well, it's also deaf
 
D Cuz Helen Keller was the perfect woman
EmC And no one understands
GD Just how talented
CG She was with her hands (Uhhhh)
 
GD God made her the perfect woman
EmC I was the finishing touch
GD She was the perfect woman
CG She didn't talk so much
 
GD She wanted to name the kids
EmC So I finally let her
GD It turned out horribly
CG Chewbacca coulda done better (Chewbacca noise)
 
GD But I guess it was alright
EmC We had a boy and a girl
GD Just me and Helen
CG HARHAR and Earl
^ 
GD Cuz Helen Keller was a miracle worker
EmC I was her one man show
GD I could walk around the house naked
CG She wouldn't even know
 
GD Helen Keller was my perfect woman
EmC I was her only need
GD She didn't mind the zits on my ass
CG It gave her more to read
 
GC Gave her more to read
Em It gave her more to read
D It gave her more to read
(let D ring) G It gave her more to read
GC Gave her more to read
Em It gave her more to read
D More to read
(let D ring) G More to read
 
GC Read poison ivy
Em She read acne
D She read herpes
(let D ring) G She read it all
GC She read goosebumbs
Em She read blisters
DG Even read a basketball
 
GD Helen Keller was my perfect woman
EmC But I don't think she cared
GD I played this song for her
CG She just sat there and stared
 
GD She was still my perfect woman
EmC I was sort of a mess
GD I asked her to marry me
CG She said "YEAHAHOEH!"
 ^