CFC/GEm
CFC/GEm It's about all the sad stuff. Just picture a depressed onion cutting itself.
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CF I met a homeless man named Rich
CG Isn't that terrible?
CF I saw a flyer for a lost dog
AmEm And the dog didn't have any legs
CFAmG I saw a diabetic kid trick-or-treating
CF I saw a giraffe who had a short neck
AmG That was sad, or a deer
EFCG I saw an old man get hit by a train
EF He didn't see it in the pouring rain
CGE He didn't hear me shout, "Look out for the train!"
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CFC/GEm I just thought to myself, "Ooh, this is gonna be sad."
CFC/GEm And it was.
CFC/GEm I'm a genius.
CF I saw a man with only one eye
CG In a 3D movie
CF I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone
AmEm Directly on his mother's corpse
CF I saw a kitten stuck in a tree
AmG Then the kitten jumped off and he hung himself
CFAmG I saw a boy who had red hair.
EFCG I went to a store looking for something to buy
EF But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy
CG No, wait--this store sells mirrors!
E See what I did there?
CEmFFm Let's rock! No.
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CF I saw an old man slip and fall
AmG Hey, what a fucking idiot
CF I saw a woman at her daughter's funeral
AmG Ha ha ha. Classic comedy.
CF Everything that once was sad
AmG Is somehow funny now
CF The Holocaust and 9/11
AmG That shit's funny 24/7, cuz
EFCG Tragedy will be exclusively joked about
EFC Because my empathy is bumming me out
GE Goodbye, sadness
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