D I love your hair I love your name I love the way you say it
Bm I love your heart and you're so smart, 'cause you gave away it
G I love your sis' I love your dad I love your mum
A But more than all of that I love the fact that you are dumb enough (swag)
DBmGA To not realize everything I've said has been said before
DBmGA In a thousand ways in a thousand songs, some with the same four chords
But you'll still love it, let me finger you 
DG Oh girl, I hope you don't think that I'm rude
D When I tell you that I love you boo
A I also hope that you don't see through
Bm This cleverly constructed ruse
G Designed by a marketing team
D Cashing in on puberty and low self-esteem
A And girls' desperate need to feel loved
DBm America says we love a chorus
G But don't get complicated and bore us
Though meaning might be missin'
A We need to know the words after just one listen so
DBmGA Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
DBmGA Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, yeah
D I love my baby and you know I couldn't live without her
Bm But now I need to make every girl think this song's about her
G Just to make sure that they spread it like the plague
A So I describe my dream girl as really really vague, like
D "I love your hands 'cause your fingerprints are like no other
Bm I love your eyes and their blueish brownish greenish color
G I love it when you smile, that you smile wide
A And I love how your torso has an arm on either side."
DBmGAD Now, if you're my agent you might be thinking, "Oh no, sound the alarms
BmGA You're not appealing to little girls who don't have arms."
But they can't use iTunes, so fuck 'em (who needs 'em?) 
DG Oh girl, I hope you don't think that I'm rude
D When I tell you that I love you boo
A I also hope that you don't see through
Bm This cleverly constructed ruse
G Designed by a marketing team
D Cashing in on puberty and low self-esteem
A And girls' desperate need to feel loved
DBm America says we love a chorus
G But don't get complicated and bore us
Though meaning might be missin'
A We need to know the words after just one listen so
DBmGA Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
DBmGA Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
DBmGA Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
DBmGA Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, yeah
Repeat it! Repeat it 'til the day you die! D Bm G AD Bm G A
DBmGADBm G A I'm in magazines full of model teens, so far above you
DBmGADBm G A So read them and hate yourself, and pay me to tell you I love you
GAD Bm GAD And your parents will always come along, because their little girl is in love
BmGA DBmGA DBm And how could love be wro-o-ong? How could love be wro-o-ong?
When you
DBmGA Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
DBmGA Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
DBmGA Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
DBmGA Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, yeah
DBmGA We know it's not right, we know it's not funny
DBmGA But we'll stop beating this dead horse when it stops spitting out money
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