AmFCG
 
AmFC People think im tall, you probably do too,
GAm F C G Cause i got a big hat size and a 16 shoe.
AmFC As tall as a tree, but as wide as a twig,
GAmFCG To top it all off, my weener is a...tiny
AmFC It doesnt make any sense, its only 2 1/2
G Whenever i'm naked even asians laugh (sry)
AmFC It'll be like nothing youve ever felt
GAmFCG Im the only guy who needs a condom belt...(what?)
AmFCG
 
AmFC Please dont be mean, please dont be a jerk
GAmFCG Ive tried all those pills trust me they dont work.
AmFC If girth was a virtue, I'd end up in hell,
GAmFCG Right now I'm erect, and you can't even tell.
AmFC I hate myself, Why isnt it long?
GAmFCG Did my circumcision go horribly wrong?
AmFC When my girlfriend saw it she started to sob,
GAmFCG "I can only give you a finger-job"
AmFCG
 
AmFC I wanna be the stud, now i'm the stooge.
GAmFCA It wouldn't be wierd, if my balls weren't so huge.
AmFC I guess it would be great if i was hung like a horse,
GAmFCG But i gotta let nature take its course...
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