Intro: A D A E
E chord is only strummed once 
ADAE men and women
 
ADAEADAE men are like vows, 'cause they are easily broken
 
ADAEADAE women are like cows, 'cause they both have vaginas
 
ADAEADAE men are like muzzles yeah, 'cause they will try to shut you up
 
ADAEADAE women are like puzzles 'cause prier to 1920 neither had the right to vote
 
(E) ADAE puzzles still don't
 
ADAE a man is an eagle a woman is a dove
 
ADAE women can fake orgasms but men can fake love
 
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ADAEADAE women are like fingers and toes, 'cause they're easy to count on
 
ADAEADAE men are like ravens and crows, 'cause they hate using condoms
 
ADAEADAE women are like yatzees, 'cause i rarely get them
 
ADAEADAE and men are like Nazis, 'cause they both caused the holocaust
 
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ADAEA for every dollar that a man makes a woman makes seventy cents, that doesn't make sense,
 
DAE that's not fair the mans only left with thirty
 
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ADAE men and women, it's black and white with an area of grey for hermaphrodite
 
ADAE male strippers always look like they're applying lotion
 
ADAE and female strippers, when they're dancing on the pole, just look like confused firemen(?)
 Outro: A A A E A