Let's write a song, baby
Ayo kita buat lagu, sayang

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Kekuatan gue lebih besar dari tas dinamit penuh rasa sakit,

Now sit your ass in the chair and I'll tell you my name,
Sekarang duduk yang manis di kursi, dan gue akan kasih tau siapa gue,

My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain,
Bokap selalu bilang dia nggak mau denger gue ngeluh,

That's why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Makanya kekuatan gue lebih besar dari tas dinamit penuh rasa sakit,

I hope this song will explain,
Gue harap lagu ini bisa menjelaskan,

Just why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Kenapa kekuatan gue lebih besar dari tas dinamit penuh rasa sakit,

Well I was born in the back of a truck on the fourth of July,
Gue lahir di belakang truk pada tanggal empat Juli,

I was raised by a Portuguese ninja who taught me to fly,
Gue dibesarkan oleh ninja Portugis yang ngajarin gue terbang,

A businessman pulled over and he asked if I needed a ride,
Seorang pebisnis berhenti dan nanya apa gue butuh tumpangan,

I had to eat that businessman for lunch 'cause I wanted his tie,
Gue terpaksa makan pebisnis itu untuk makan siang karena gue pengen dasinya,

Damn I look good in that tie,
Duh, gue keren banget pakai dasi itu,

Airborne Portuguese ninja eats man for his tie,
Ninja Portugis yang terbang makan orang demi dasinya,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Kekuatan gue lebih besar dari tas dinamit penuh rasa sakit,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Kekuatan gue lebih besar dari tas dinamit penuh rasa sakit,

My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain,
Bokap selalu bilang dia nggak mau denger gue ngeluh,

That's why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Makanya kekuatan gue lebih besar dari tas dinamit penuh rasa sakit,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Kekuatan gue lebih besar dari tas dinamit penuh rasa sakit,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Kekuatan gue lebih besar dari tas dinamit penuh rasa sakit,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Kekuatan gue lebih besar dari tas dinamit penuh rasa sakit,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Kekuatan gue lebih besar dari tas dinamit penuh rasa sakit,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Kekuatan gue lebih besar dari tas dinamit penuh rasa sakit,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Kekuatan gue lebih besar dari tas dinamit penuh rasa sakit,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Kekuatan gue lebih besar dari tas dinamit penuh rasa sakit,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain.
Kekuatan gue lebih besar dari tas dinamit penuh rasa sakit.