Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Gak mau jadi idiot Kanada
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut
Gak mau jadi penggila hoki yang cuma minum bir
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
Apa gue keliatan kayak orang beku yang bodoh?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
Gue gak pernah belajar alfabet dari A sampai Zed

They all live on donuts and moose meat
Mereka semua hidup dari donat dan daging rusa
And they leave the house without packin' heat
Dan mereka keluar rumah tanpa bawa senjata
Never even bring their guns to the mall
Gak pernah bawa senjata ke mal
And you know what else is too funny?
Dan tau gak apa yang lebih lucu?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Uang Monopoly mereka yang konyol
Can't take 'em seriously at all
Gak bisa serius sama mereka sama sekali

Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
Syrup maple dan salju adalah barang ekspor mereka
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
Mereka menganggap curling itu olahraga beneran
They think their silly accent is so cute
Mereka pikir aksen konyol mereka itu lucu
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
Gak ngerti apa yang mereka omongin tentang "aboot"

Sure they got their national health care
Emang sih mereka punya layanan kesehatan nasional
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Obat-obatan lebih murah, tingkat kejahatan rendah, dan udara bersih
Then again well they got Celine Dion
Tapi ya, mereka punya Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
Makan macaroni Kraft seberat badan mereka
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
Dan bermimpi nyetir Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan
Di seluruh Saskatchewan

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Gak mau jadi idiot Kanada
Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius
Gak bisa ngitung suhu mereka dalam Celsius
See the map, they're hoverin' right over us
Lihat peta, mereka melayang tepat di atas kita
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
Jujur aja, itu bikin gue agak gugup

Always hear the same kind of story
Selalu denger cerita yang sama
Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry"
Patahkan hidung mereka dan mereka cuma bilang "maaf"
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
Coba bilang, orang aneh macam apa yang sopan kayak gitu?
It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'
Pasti ada maksud lain di balik semua ini
So quick, before they see it comin'
Cepat, sebelum mereka lihat ini datang
Time for a pre-emptive strike!
Saatnya serangan lebih dulu!