Dulu, saat dunia masih baru
The planet Earth was down on its luck
Bumi sedang sial
And everywhere gigantic brutes
Dan di mana-mana ada raksasa
called Titans ran amok
yang disebut Titan berkeliaran sembarangan
It was a nasty place
Tempat itu sangat buruk
There was a mess
Semua berantakan
wherever you stepped
Di mana pun kamu melangkah
Where chaos reigned and
Di mana kekacauan berkuasa dan
earthquakes and volcanoes never slept
gempa bumi dan gunung berapi tak pernah tidur
And then along came Zeus
Lalu datanglah Zeus
He hurled his thunderbolt
Dia melemparkan petirnya
He zapped
Dia menghantam
Locked those suckers in a vault
Mengunci para Titan itu dalam penjara
They're trapped
Mereka terjebak
And on his own stopped
Dan sendirian dia menghentikan
chaos in its tracks
kekacauan di jalurnya
And that's the gospel truth
Dan itulah kebenaran injil
The guy was too type A to just relax
Orang ini terlalu perfeksionis untuk sekadar santai
And that's the world's first dish
Dan itu adalah hidangan pertama dunia
Zeus tamed the globe
Zeus menaklukkan dunia
while still in his youth
saat masih muda
Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble
Meskipun, sayang, itu mungkin terdengar mustahil
That's the gospel truth
Itulah kebenaran injil
On Mt. Olympus life was neat and
Di Gunung Olympus, hidup terasa rapi dan
Smooth as sweet vermouth
Halus seperti vermouth manis
Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble
Meskipun, sayang, itu mungkin terdengar mustahil
That's the gospel truth
Itulah kebenaran injil