My dick cost a late night fee
Kukuruku gue mahal, kayak biaya malam-malam

Your dick got the HIV
Kukuruku lo kena HIV

My dick plays on the double feature screen
Kukuruku tayang di layar ganda

Your dick went straight to DVD
Kukuruku lo langsung ke DVD

My dick- bigger than a bridge
Kukuruku lebih besar dari jembatan

Your dick look like a little kid's
Kukuruku lo kayak milik anak kecil

My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Kukuruku gede kayak tim Chargers, semuanya

Your shit look like you fourteen
Kukuruku lo kayak umur empat belas

My dick- locked in a cage, right
Kukuruku terkurung di kandang, kan?

Your dick suffer from stage fright
Kukuruku lo takut tampil di depan umum

My dick- so hot, it's stolen
Kukuruku panas banget, sampai dicuri

Your dick look like Gary Coleman
Kukuruku lo kayak Gary Coleman

My dick- pink and big
Kukuruku merah muda dan besar

Your dick stinks like shit
Kukuruku lo bau kayak kotoran

My dick got a Caesar do,
Kukuruku punya gaya Caesar

Your dick needs a tweezer, dude
Kukuruku lo butuh penjepit, bro

My dick is like super size
Kukuruku kayak ukuran super

Your dick look like two fries
Kukuruku lo kayak dua kentang goreng

My dick- more mass than the Earth
Kukuruku lebih berat dari Bumi

Your dick- half staff, it needs work
Kukuruku lo setengah tiang, butuh perbaikan

My dick- been there done that
Kukuruku udah ngalamin semuanya

Your dick sits there with dunce cap
Kukuruku lo cuma duduk pakai topi bodoh

My dick- V.I.P.
Kukuruku- V.I.P.

Your shit needs I.D.
Kukuruku lo butuh KTP

It's time that we let the world know
Saatnya kita kasih tau dunia

Dude, you gotta let your girl go
Bro, lo harus lepasin cewek lo

D.S. is the best in the business
D.S. yang terbaik di bisnis ini

P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
P.S. kita punya kukuruku kayak Yesus

My dick need no introduction
Kukuruku gak butuh pengantar

Your dick don't even function
Kukuruku lo bahkan gak berfungsi

My dick served a whole lunch-in
Kukuruku ngasih makan siang penuh

Your dick- it look like a munchkin
Kukuruku lo kayak munchkin

My dick- size of a pumpkin
Kukuruku- ukuran labu

Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
Kukuruku lo kayak Macaulay Culkin

My dick- good good lovin'
Kukuruku- cinta yang baik

Your dick- good for nothin'
Kukuruku lo- gak berguna

My dick bench pressed 350
Kukuruku angkat beban 350

Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
Kukuruku lo bahkan gak bisa nyolong di Thrifty

My dick- pretty damn skimpy
Kukuruku- cukup tipis

Your dick- hungry as a hippie
Kukuruku lo- lapar kayak hippie

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Kukuruku gak muat di cerobong

Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
Kukuruku lo kayak anak dari Filipina

My dick is like an M16
Kukuruku kayak M16

Your dick- broken vending machine
Kukuruku lo- mesin penjual otomatis yang rusak

My dick parts the seas
Kukuruku bisa membelah lautan

Your dick farts and queefs
Kukuruku lo kentut dan berisik

My dick- rumble in the jungle
Kukuruku- guncang di hutan

Your dick got touched by your uncle
Kukuruku lo dipegang om lo

My dick goes to yoga
Kukuruku ikut yoga

Your dick- fruit roll-up
Kukuruku lo- gulungan buah

My dick- grade-A beef
Kukuruku- daging grade-A

Your dick- Mayday geek
Kukuruku lo- geek Mayday

My dick- sick and dangerous
Kukuruku- sakit dan berbahaya

Your dick- quick and painless
Kukuruku lo- cepat dan tanpa rasa sakit

My dick- 'nuff said.
Kukuruku- cukup jelas.

Your dick loves Fred
Kukuruku lo suka Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Saatnya kita kasih tau dunia

Dude, you gotta let your girl go
Bro, lo harus lepasin cewek lo

D.S. is the best in the business
D.S. yang terbaik di bisnis ini

P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
P.S. kita punya kukuruku kayak Yesus

It's time that we let the world know
Saatnya kita kasih tau dunia

Dude, you gotta let your girl go
Bro, lo harus lepasin cewek lo

D.S. is the best in the business
D.S. yang terbaik di bisnis ini

P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
P.S. kita punya kukuruku kayak Yesus