Internet relationships are not real
Hubungan internet itu bukan yang nyata
Your heart people steal but identities conceal
Orang mencuri hatimu tapi menyembunyikan identitas
So here's a tale of warning for girls and boys
Ini adalah cerita peringatan untuk cewek dan cowok
Laptop computers can be dangerous toys
Laptop bisa jadi mainan berbahaya

[DARYL47:] In the chat room, I inspect. Who's here tonight? ASL check
[DARYL47:] Di ruang obrolan, aku cek. Siapa di sini malam ini? Cek ASL
[CarolBabe69:] I'm 20/f from the UK. Send me an IM and I'll make your day
[CarolBabe69:] Aku 20/t dari UK. Kirim aku pesan dan aku akan membuat harimu
[DARYL47:] I'm 22 and my name is Daryl
[DARYL47:] Aku 22 dan namaku Daryl
[CarolBabe69:] Nice to meet you Daryl my name is Carol
[CarolBabe69:] Senang bertemu denganmu Daryl, namaku Carol
[DARYL47:] What do you like Carol?
[DARYL47:] Apa yang kamu suka, Carol?
[CarolBabe69:] I like to go to shows. I collect comic books and vintage clothes
[CarolBabe69:] Aku suka nonton pertunjukan. Aku koleksi komik dan baju vintage
What do you like?
Apa yang kamu suka?
[DARYL47:] I like to skate. I play rock guitar, but I'm not that great
[DARYL47:] Aku suka skateboard. Aku main gitar rock, tapi nggak jago-jago amat
I like to go on dates and I like to stay up late
Aku suka kencan dan suka begadang
I live in San Francisco and hang on the Haight
Aku tinggal di San Francisco dan nongkrong di Haight
[CarolBabe69:] Do you like the Golden Gate?
[CarolBabe69:] Apa kamu suka Golden Gate?
[DARYL47:] I did when I was eight
[DARYL47:] Dulu iya, waktu aku delapan
[CarolBabe69:] Maybe I can come and visit?
[CarolBabe69:] Mungkin aku bisa datang dan berkunjung?
[DARYL47:] Maybe you should wait
[DARYL47:] Mungkin kamu harus tunggu
See I'm really forty-seven, I have kids and a wife
Sebenarnya aku sudah empat puluh tujuh, punya anak dan istri
I weight 300 pounds and I really hate my life
Beratku 300 pon dan aku benar-benar benci hidupku
[CarolBabe69:] Are you serious?
[CarolBabe69:] Apa kamu serius?
[DARYL47:] Yes
[DARYL47:] Iya
[CarolBabe69:] Well, I've got a secret too. I'm not 20 years old, I'm really 32
[CarolBabe69:] Nah, aku juga punya rahasia. Aku bukan 20 tahun, aku sebenarnya 32
I only have one leg and I like to sniff glue
Aku hanya punya satu kaki dan suka mencium lem
[DARYL47:] You lied to me Carol
[DARYL47:] Kamu bohong padaku, Carol
[CarolBabe69:] Well, you lied to me too
[CarolBabe69:] Ya, kamu juga bohong padaku

[CHORUS]
It's not normal to have an Internet girlfriend.
Nggak normal punya pacar di internet.
Online relationships are really just pretend
Hubungan online itu sebenarnya cuma pura-pura
Unplug your heart, upgrade your system.
Cabut hatimu, upgrade sistemmu.
Get, get off the Internet
Ayo, ayo keluar dari internet

Bob went on MySpace for hours a day.
Bob menghabiskan berjam-jam di MySpace setiap hari.
Talking to girls from Moscow to LA
Ngobrol sama cewek dari Moskow sampai LA
But people can surprise you from behind a screen
Tapi orang bisa mengejutkanmu dari balik layar
Listen to this verse and you'll see what I mean
Dengarkan bait ini dan kamu akan mengerti maksudku

[SueChick1990:] Hi, I'm Susie, I like your profile
[SueChick1990:] Hai, aku Susie, aku suka profilmu
I checked out your pics and I like your smile
Aku lihat foto-fotomu dan aku suka senyummu
[BOBSTER MAN:] Sounds good Susie, I'll be your friend
[BOBSTER MAN:] Kedengarannya bagus Susie, aku akan jadi temanmu
We can message each other again and again
Kita bisa saling pesan terus-menerus
[SueChick1990:] Comment on my pics and post on my page
[SueChick1990:] Komentar di foto-fotoku dan posting di halamanku
Join my groups and guess my age!
Gabung ke grupku dan tebak usiaku!
[BOBSTER MAN:] You must be 18, how could you not?
[BOBSTER MAN:] Pasti kamu 18, bagaimana bisa tidak?
You can't be in high school you're just too hot
Kamu nggak mungkin masih SMA, kamu terlalu cantik
[SueChick1990:] Let me send you pics for your personal collection
[SueChick1990:] Biarkan aku kirim foto untuk koleksimu
I hope they inspire you and give you a smile
Semoga foto-foto itu menginspirasimu dan memberimu senyuman
Susie sent Bob pics that were borderline obscene
Susie mengirim Bob foto-foto yang mendekati cabul
The cops showed up at his door - she was only 16
Polisi datang ke pintunya - dia baru berusia 16 tahun

[REPEAT CHORUS]

If you don't believe us here's a final story
Kalau kamu nggak percaya, ini cerita terakhir
About a boy named Marcus and his online girlfriend Lori
Tentang seorang cowok bernama Marcus dan pacar onlinenya Lori
Behind the monitor, truth is hidden from your eyes
Di balik monitor, kebenaran tersembunyi dari matamu
Marcus didn't know but he was in for a surprise
Marcus tidak tahu, tapi dia akan terkejut

[MARCUSP:] We've been dating for a while but let's cut to the chase
[MARCUSP:] Kita sudah berkencan cukup lama, tapi langsung saja
I don't know what you look like, and I want to see your face
Aku tidak tahu kamu seperti apa, dan aku ingin melihat wajahmu
[Laurie69:] But what does it matter? You know who I am inside
[Laurie69:] Tapi kenapa itu penting? Kamu tahu siapa aku di dalam
[MARCUSP:] What if you're not a woman and this whole time you lied?
[MARCUSP:] Bagaimana jika kamu bukan wanita dan selama ini kamu berbohong?
[Laurie69:] You got me there, I'm not really a female
[Laurie69:] Kamu menang, aku sebenarnya bukan perempuan
I'm a guy who pretends to be a girl through email
Aku seorang cowok yang berpura-pura jadi cewek lewat email
[MARCUS:] So this is why it's bad to meet women online
[MARCUS:] Jadi ini sebabnya buruk untuk bertemu wanita online
Living life behind the screen is a total waste of time!
Hidup di balik layar adalah pemborosan waktu total!

[REPEAT CHORUS]

Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)
Hubungan Internet (Bukan Hubungan yang Nyata)