[En esch:]
Welcome aboard the crazy trip
Selamat datang di perjalanan gila ini

[Sascha:]
Watch your step or you might trip
Hati-hati langkahmu, bisa jatuh loh

[Abby:]
The guys and I have prepared a brew
Kami sudah siapkan minuman nih

[En esch:]
It makes you strong and make you *beep*
Bikin kamu kuat dan *beep*

[Sascha:]
Care for some sweets to chase your drink?
Mau camilan buat ngejar minuman?

[Abby:]
No no no you can't yet go
Eh, tunggu dulu, jangan pergi dulu

[En esch:]
Delicious not? you feel alive?
Enak kan? Kamu ngerasa hidup?

[Sascha:]
So you're not feeling well?
Jadi kamu nggak enak badan?

[Abby:]
Holy smokes! we goofed again
Wah, kita salah lagi!

[En esch:]
We'll take him back behind the pen
Kita bawa dia ke belakang lagi

[Sascha:]
Welcome aboard the crazy trip
Selamat datang di perjalanan gila ini

[Abby:]
Watch your step or you might trip
Hati-hati langkahmu, bisa jatuh loh

[All:]
We're glad you came on by
Senang kamu bisa datang ke sini

[Chorus:]
Great that we pretend that we are all that
Bagus ya kita berpura-pura seolah kita hebat

We enjoy ourselves
Kita bersenang-senang

Should we get some help?
Perlu bantuan nggak ya?

We have always failed yet there is no doubt
Kita selalu gagal, tapi nggak ada keraguan

Can't go wrong from here
Nggak mungkin salah dari sini

We are down and out
Kita terpuruk dan terasing

All of us are going down
Kita semua sedang terjatuh