Came close to marrying a famous actress, at the last moment she declined
Was about to sign a major record deal, when my connection he got fired
Chorus: Thereās a little bit of contradiction, is my life fact or fiction
Thereās always some kinda situation I get in. Tryinā hard to better my position
Might have better luck goinā fishinā, for now itās all about dreams and wishinā
What should have been, would have been, could have been what might have been
Verse: I was booked to play the Grand Ole Opry but that same night the place went dark
Had the Olympic torch to set afire, it rained and I couldnāt get a spark
Even got a shot on Jeopardy, the week Ken Jennings got his start.
Repeat Chorus/Bridge: They say that timing is everything, my life could use a nip and tuck
Canāt seem to get both of my feet in step now, my lifeās been hit by a Mac truck.
Solo to: Wish I could finally end this spell Iām under for now Iām
stuck in the quicksand andā¦Repeat Chorus. What should have been, would have
been, could have been, my faithās not shakinā, what should have been, would have
been, could have been my minds not breakinā what should have been, would have
been, could have been, what might have been Spoken: Hey listen up guys, Iām thinkinā
of goinā to Vegas, anybody want to come along? No, what do you mean no? Hey Iāll driveā¦
(crash) alright maybe I wonāt drive.