Dsus2 {x x 0 2 3 0} Gm* {3 5 5 3 4 3} (We'll just call this one Gm* for simplicity's sake) G7sus4 {2 3 0 0 3 x} (Not the exact chord name but whatever) DMaj7 {x x 0 2 2 2} [Intro] Dm Dsus2 Gm* Gm A A7
Dm Drag him out your window, dragging out the dead
Dsus2Gm Singing I miss you, snakes and ladders flip the lid
Gm* Gm Out pops the cracker, smacks you in the head, knives you in the neck
AA7 Kicks you in the teeth steel toe caps takes all your credit cards
Dm Get the eggs get the flan in the face
Dsus2 The flan in the face, the flan in the face
GmGm* Dance you fucker, dance you fucker
 Don't you dare, don't you dare
Gm Don't you flan in the face
AA7 Take it with the love its given, take it with a pinch of salt
Dm Let me back, let me back
Dsus2 I promise to be good, don't look in the mirror
GmGm* At the face you don't recognize
Gm Help me, call the doctor, put me inside
A Put me inside, put me inside
A7 Put me inside, put me inside
DDsus2 I keep the wolf from the door, but he calls me up
G Calls me on the phone, tells me all the ways
 That he's gonna mess me up
F#m Steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom
Dmaj7G And I'll never see them again if I squeal to the cops
DmC Oh, oh, oh, oh whoa
BbF oh no no, no no no, no no no no, no no no no
A No no no no, no, no no
 (x3, cut F and A short on last one) 
DmDsus2 Walking like giant cranes, and with my X-ray eyes I strip you naked
GmGm* In a tight little world, and are you on the list?
Gm Stepford Wives who are we to complain?
A Investments and dealers, investments and dealers
A7 Cold wives and mistresses, cold wives and
Dm Sunday papers city
Dsus2 Boys in First Class don't know we're born little
GmGm* Someone else is gonna come and clean it up
Gm Born and raised for the job
A Someone always does always pick it up
A7 Get over get up get over, turn the tape off
DDsus2 I keep the wolf from the door, but he calls me up
G Calls me on the phone, tells me all the ways
 That he's gonna mess me up
F#m Steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom
DMaj7G And I'll never see them again if I squeal to the cops, so I'm just gonna
DG7sus4 Oooooh, oooh oooh
F#m Oooooh, oooh oooh
DMaj7G7sus4 Ooooooooh, oooooh