A      x02220
Asus4  002230
A/F#   2x0220
E6     022120
Dsus2  xx0230
Bm11   xx0230 = Dsus2/B
Amaj7  xx2120


[Verse 1]
A                    Asus4  A/F#  
Her green plastic watering can 
A/F#                     E6    Dsus2
For her fake chinese rubber plant
              A    Dsus2
In the fake plastic earth
A                      Asus4  A/F#                                
That she bought from a rubber man 
A/F#                  E6     Dsus2 
 In a town full of rubber plans
        A       Dsus2 
To get rid of itself

[Chorus 1]
             Bm11               A
It wears her out   It wears her out
             Bm11               A
It wears her out   It wears her out
 
[Verse 2]           
A                 Asus4    A/F#
She lives with a broken man 
A/F#           E6        Dsus2  
A cracked polystyrene  man 
           A         Dsus2  
Who just crumbles and burns 
A               Asus4  A/F# 
He used to do sur  -  gery
A/F#               E6       Dsus2  
For girls in the eight  -  ies 
            A    Dsus2 
But gravity always wins
 
[Chorus 2]
                 Bm11              A
And it wears him out  It wears him out
                 Bm11       A
And it wears him out  It we-ear  -  err  -  ers

[Verse 3]
    A              Asus4  A/F#   
She looks like the real thing
A/F#                   E6    Dsus2
She tastes like the real thing
          A    Dsus2    
My fake plastic love
A                  Asus4  A/F#      
But I can't help the feeling
A/F#                        E6     Dsus2
I could blow through the ceil  -  ing 
          A      Dsus2
If I just turn and run

[Chorus 3]
                Bm11              A
And it wears me out   It wears me out 
             Bm11                 A Amaj7        
It wears me out   It wear - err - ers me out 

[Outro]
              Bm11
And if I could be who you wanted
           A
If I could be who you wanted 
 Bm11            A 
All the time    All the time
Bm11     A    Bm11     A