A x02220 Asus4 002230 A/F# 2x0220 E6 022120 Dsus2 xx0230 Bm11 xx0230 = Dsus2/B 
Amaj7 xx2120
 [Verse 1] 
AAsus4A/F# Her green plastic watering can
A/F#E6Dsus2 For her fake chinese rubber plant
ADsus2 In the fake plastic earth
AAsus4A/F# That she bought from a rubber man
A/F#E6Dsus2 In a town full of rubber plans
ADsus2 To get rid of itself
 [Chorus 1] 
Bm11A It wears her out It wears her out
Bm11A It wears her out It wears her out
 [Verse 2] 
AAsus4A/F# She lives with a broken man
A/F#E6Dsus2 A cracked polystyrene man
ADsus2 Who just crumbles and burns
AAsus4A/F# He used to do sur - gery
A/F#E6Dsus2 For girls in the eight - ies
ADsus2 But gravity always wins
 [Chorus 2] 
Bm11A And it wears him out It wears him out
Bm11A And it wears him out It we-ear - err - ers
 [Verse 3] 
AAsus4A/F# She looks like the real thing
A/F#E6Dsus2 She tastes like the real thing
ADsus2 My fake plastic love
AAsus4A/F# But I can't help the feeling
A/F#E6Dsus2 I could blow through the ceil - ing
ADsus2 If I just turn and run
 [Chorus 3] 
Bm11A And it wears me out It wears me out
Bm11A Amaj7 It wears me out It wear - err - ers me out
 [Outro] 
Bm11 And if I could be who you wanted
A If I could be who you wanted
Bm11A All the time All the time
Bm11ABm11A