G D Em CG D C G
GD She was the perfect woman
EmC In every single way
GD She made the sun shine brighter
CG And all my cares go away
GD She was the perfect woman
EmC She was a gourmet chef
GD They say that love is blind
CGG Well, it's allso death
D Because Helen Keller was the perfect woman
EmC And no one understands
GD Just how talented
CG She was with her hands
GD God made her the perfect woman
EmC I was the finishing touch
GD She was the perfect woman
CG She didnt talk so much
GD She wanted to name the kids
EmC So I finally let her
GD It turned out horrible
CG Chewbacca could have done better
GD But i guess it was allright
EmC We had a boy and a girl
GD Just me and Helen
CG (Make a gibberish noise) and Earl
GD Because Helen Keller was my miracle worker
EmC I was a one man show
GD I could walk around the house naked
CG She wouldn't even know
GD Helen Keller was my perfect woman
EmC I was her only need
GD She didn't mind the zits on my ass
G It gave her more to read
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GD Helen Keller was my perfect woman
EmC But i dont think she cared
GD I played this song for her
CG She just sad there and stared
GD She was still my perfect woman
EmC I was sort of a mess
GD I asked her to mary me
CG