D I'm a faggot, I'm a retard, I got a
Bm girl's bag, and a V-card.
G I got three friends and a whack ass ride,
A you can judge by the cover 'cause it's shitty on the inside.
D No girls wanna fuck me, trust me.
Bm I don't give a fuck, don't adjust me
G just please shut your face hole for just one second.
A "Fuck you faggot, you're so fucking
D dumb."
 Dumb, I'm the dumb one?
Bm Calm down, Bo, just count to ten. Um,
G One, two, three, whore-I mean four-shit,
A three, four, five, bitch-I mean six-shit.
DBm I quit, I got no patience, you won,
I'll face it.
GA Your life peaks at graduation, well, congratu-fucking-lations.
DBm Nerds, the faggots, the spastic fat chicks
GA who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with,
DBm the kid with acne and tons of Proactive
G packed inside his backpack.
A I got your back, kid.
 (Dm, Bb)
DmBb She stood in line and got cut.
DmBb Tried out, got cut.
DmBb Loved art, but the budget got cut.
DmBb Then, she got numb, and she only felt
Dm when she knelt and cut.
DBm Nerds, the faggots, the spastic fat chicks
GA who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with,
DBm the kid with acne and tons of Proactive
G packed inside his backpack.
A I got your back, kid.
D