F Have you ever felt sad or lonely?
Dm Have you ever felt two feet tall?
Bb Have you ever thought, "Man, if only
C I was anybody else at all."
F They like to kick you
Dm when times get rough
Bb And you give your all
C But it's not enough
BbC And sticks and stones might break your bones
FGmDmC But words can break your heart
BbC And if you don't know where to go
FGmDmC I'll show you where to start
FDm Kill yourself, it'll only take a minute
C You'll be happy that you did it
Bb Just go over to your oven
 And shove your head in it
FDm Kill yourself, really, you should do it
C There's really nothing to it
Bb Just grab a mug
F I sound un-empathetic
Dm I sound mean and rude
Bb Suicide is an epidemic
CF And I don't want to be misconstrued
Dm Signs of depression go overlooked
Bb So if you're depressed
C Then you need to book
Bb A therapy session
C Talk about your depression
FGmDmC Let a professional hear it
BbC But if you search for moral wisdom
FGmDmC in Katy Perry's lyrics, then
FDm Kill yourself, it won't be painful
C If you are able
Bb To give a little kiss to an oncoming train, you'll
FDm Kill yourself, it's over, mull it
C There's a trigger, pull it
Bb Get it through your head, "it" being a bullet
F Stick your tongue in a plug
Dm Suck a pipe of exhaust
Bb Make some toast in the tub
C Nail yourself to a cross
F Hold your breath till it's gone
Dm Drink a gallon of mace
Bb Be gay in Iran
C Let Oprah sit on your face
F Jump off of a bridge
Dm Skinny dip in a flood
Bb Sky dive attached to a fridge
C Drink a Haitian guy's blood
F Break into the zoo
Dm Give a tiger a shove
Bb Eat a Phillips head screw
CF