Progression during spoken word: C D Em D C D Em Bm x2
(spoken) This songs about how deep I am 
G Bm Em (C)
GBmEm Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree,
GBmEm Me Neither
 
GBmEm Have you ever took time out to finish out a rhyme but the right words just weren't there?
 
GBmEm Meat Cleaver
GBmEmC The people in my life are like grains of sand
 
GBm Cause they stick together
 
Em Yeah.. Often near my butt hole
 
CDEmDCD If life is an ocean than I am a deep and handsome fish
 
GB A fish that's drowning
 
CD If the artistic process is a birth canal
 
EmDCD Than I am a freshly jellied kid
 
GB Come witness my crowning ( straight onto the next line without a gap )
 
C Cause thoughts of mine
G Hashtag Deep
 
G Bm Em (spoken: If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?)
GBm Have you ever accidentally peed on the side of the toilet seat,
 
EmGBmEm instead of your girlfriends face? Me neither... Me neither!
 
GBm Have you ever wrote a song note for note,
 
Em and not a single note was out of place, duh?
GBmEmCG The people in my life are like blades of grass.. How?
 
BmEm Cause they're all so grounded but at least grass stays away from my butthole!
 
CDEmDC Art is a harlot and i am her sassy urban friend
 
DGB Uh, bitch why you being so selfish
 
CDEmD If momma is right and the world is my oyster then
 
CDGB I-----I must have an allergy to shellfish
 
CD You don't know. How could you know
 
GDEmC If life makes you wish you were dead
 
GDCDG Just put on a good movie and then promptly put a bullet in your head
 
DEmC Spend forever a---asle---ep,
 
GDCD 'cause life pales in comparison to living the dream
GDEmC