[Intro] 
D Fore!
 [Verse One] 
DC Straight down the middle it went straight down the middle
AAbAD Then it started to hook just a wee wee bit that's when my caddie lost sight of it
FGbG That little white pellet has never been found to this day
DC But it went straight down the middle like they say
 [Verse Two] 
DC Whack down the fairway it went smack down the fairway
AAbAD Then it started to slice just a smidge offline it headed for two then it bounced off nine
FGbG My caddie said as long as you're still in the state you're OK
DC Yes it went straight down the middle quite a way
 {Verse Three} 
FAb The sun was never brighter the greens were never greener
DAb And I was never keener to play
DC I heard it ping down the middle it went zing down the middle
AAbAD Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom there's always the lies in the locker room
FGbG And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I can say
DC That it went straight down the middle today
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[Verse Four] 
AAbAD Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom though they charge it for listening in the locker room
FGbG And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I can say
DAbA That it went straight down the middle where it wound up is a riddle
DCC G C