AA7DM7D6Dm7Dm6 When Mad - am Pom - pa - dour was on a ball - room floor
Bm7-5AD9AEdimE Said all the gen - tle - men "Ob - vi - ous -ly,"
D9EE7AD9E7A "The mad - am has the cu - test per - son - al - i - ty."
AA7DM7D6Dm7Dm6 And think of all the books about Du Barry's looks --
Bm7-5AD9AEdimE What was it made her the toast of Paree?
D9EE7AD9E7A She had a well-developed -- per - son - al - i - ty.
AM7A7Em7A7 What did Romeo see in Juliet?
GEm7G Or Figaro in Figarette?
C#7F#mE7 Or Jupiter in Juno? You know!
AA7DM7D6Dm7Dm6 And when Sal - o - me danced and had the boys en - tranced
Bm7-5AD9AEdimE No doubt it must have been ea - sy to see
D9EE7AD9E7A That she knew how to use her -- per - son - al - i - ty.
AA7DM7D6Dm7Dm6 A girl can learn to spell and take dictation well
Bm7-5 AD9AEdimE And never sit on the boss's left knee
D9EE7AD9E7A Unless she's got a per - fect per - son - al - i - ty.
AA7DM7D6Dm7Dm6 A girl can get somewhere in spite of stringy hair
Bm7-5AD9AEdimE Or even just a bit bowed at the knee
D9EE7AD9E7A If she can show a faultless -- per - son - al - i - ty.
AM7A7Em7A7 Why are certain girls offered certain things
GEm7G Like sable coats and wedding rings?
C#7F#mE7 By men who wear their spats right? That's right!
AA7DM7D6Dm7Dm6 So don'tcha say "I'm smart and have the kindest heart"
Bm7-5AD9AEdimE Or "what a wonderful sister I'd be" --
D9EE7AD9E7A Just tell me how you like my -- per - son - al - i - ty
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