Lirik It All Happened In The Pub

The Sexual Turnips

I go to my local pub
Almost every day
Normally nothing happens
Not that i remember anyway

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Pub Pub Pub Pub Pub Pub Pub Pub Pub Pub Pub Pub Pub

On certain occasions
The pub I like to tend
Has to be somewhere different
So I can drink with my friends

Friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends
Friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends

'Twas on one of these occasions
When i was at another pub
When as I walked in I could see
A woman I did love

Love love love love love love love love love love love love love
Love love love love love love love love love love love love love

Oh she was so great
But there was nothing I could say
So I drank to build up confidence
But by then she'd gone away

Gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone
Gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone

Oh she was so great
But there was nothing I could say
So I drank to build up confidence
But by then she'd gone away

Gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone
Gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone

Oh no she'd Gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone