Young dicks make TV
Anak muda bikin TV
Get 'em away from me
Jauhkan mereka dariku
Young dicks make TV
Anak muda bikin TV
Loads of hair-style ideals
Banyak ide gaya rambut
Here's the other end of the tale
Ini sisi lain dari cerita
Here's the other end of the scale
Ini sisi lain dari ukuran

Law expert makes studio
Ahli hukum bikin studio
He had waited so long
Dia sudah menunggu lama
Patrick Moore got a manifesto
Patrick Moore punya manifesto
He learned the words
Dia menghafal kata-katanya
Vid king and spontaneous
Raja video dan spontan
He learned the words
Dia menghafal kata-katanya
Analysis and through video
Analisis dan lewat video

Solicitor in studio
Pengacara di studio
If he got it right
Kalau dia benar
Could be a celebrity
Bisa jadi selebriti
Like M. Pike
Kayak M. Pike

Scientists and their bloody childish reading habits
Ilmuwan dan kebiasaan baca kekanak-kanakan mereka
Scientists and their bloody childish reading habits
Ilmuwan dan kebiasaan baca kekanak-kanakan mereka

But solicitor in studio
Tapi pengacara di studio
Soon ran into trouble
Segera mengalami masalah

From the start, trouble with mike
Sejak awal, masalah dengan mikrofon
Noises and high pitched wines
Suara bising dan nada tinggi
Aggressive interviewer much too fast
Wawancara yang agresif dan terlalu cepat
Then up came Beaumont Dark
Lalu muncul Beaumont Dark
Ripped his argument to shreds
Menghancurkan argumennya

Solicitor in studio
Pengacara di studio
Who ran into trouble
Yang mengalami masalah

He inadvertently proved the point
Dia tanpa sengaja membuktikan bahwa
That his profession was rot
Profesi ini busuk

Shh shh shh...
Ssshh ssshh ssshh...

Solicitor in studio
Pengacara di studio
Who soon ran into trouble
Yang segera mengalami masalah