[J:] Hey Kage
Hey Kage
[K:] Jables
Jables
[J:] How goes it man?
Gimana kabarnya, bro?
[K:] S’good… s’good
Baik… baik
[J:] Y’know I been thinking a lot about it, and um, I just want us to be the best fucking band in the world.
Kamu tahu, aku sudah banyak berpikir tentang ini, dan aku cuma mau kita jadi band terbaik di dunia.
[K:] Well yeah me too!
Iya, aku juga!
[J:] There’s no point in doing it if we’re not the best.
Nggak ada gunanya kalau kita nggak jadi yang terbaik.
[K:] Well s’true. I agree with that.
Itu benar. Aku setuju.
[J:] I mean what, yeah we’re gonna be, yeah we’re really good. We’re like almost as good as Arcade Fire, fuck that.
Maksudku, iya kita bakal jadi, iya kita memang bagus. Kita hampir sebaik Arcade Fire, sialan.
[K:] Yeah
Iya
[J:] We gotta leave those fuckers in the dust!
Kita harus bikin mereka ketinggalan!
[K:] What, what do you..
Apa, apa maksudmu..
[J:] All those fucking youngsters gotta lick our fucking boot or fuck it! Y’know what I mean?
Semua anak muda itu harus ngelus sepatu kita atau lupakan saja! Kamu tahu maksudku?
[K:] Yeah! Yeah, well what, how do we do that though?
Iya! Iya, tapi gimana caranya?
[J:] [sigh] Dude you need to fucking have some lessons.
[sigh] Bro, kamu perlu les.
[K:] What!
Apa!
[J:] I know, you’re really good but you gotta expand your game.
Aku tahu, kamu memang bagus tapi kamu perlu memperluas kemampuanmu.
[K:] Lessons!
Les!
[J:] Y’know how Koby in the off season would go and like, learn a fucking, y’know a Texas Two-Step or something, to add to his arsenal?
Kamu tahu Koby di luar musim pasti belajar, misalnya, Texas Two-Step atau semacamnya, untuk menambah kemampuannya?
[K:] Man, yeah, that’s true. That’s true.
Iya, itu benar. Itu benar.
[J:] Well I’ve just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy.
Nah, aku baru nyadar beberapa riff klasikmu agak berantakan.
[K:] Really?
Serius?
[J:] And I, I hope you’re not pissed off at me but I went ahead and hired a dude.
Dan aku harap kamu nggak marah padaku, tapi aku udah ngajak orang.
[K:] Yeah? Oh no, what!
Iya? Oh tidak, apa!
[J:] Dude, just give it a chance will you? If you don’t like- ah hey! I swear, if you don’t like it we’ll fucking fire his ass. He’s out.
Bro, coba aja dulu ya? Kalau kamu nggak suka- ah hei! Aku janji, kalau kamu nggak suka kita pecat dia. Dia keluar.
[K:] Who is this guy? I never…
Siapa orang ini? Aku nggak pernah…
[J:] His name is Felix Char [?]
Namanya Felix Char [?]
[K:] Urgh, what.
Urgh, apa.
[J:] He’s from Spain and he is the best.
Dia dari Spanyol dan dia yang terbaik.
[K:] Oh god…
Oh Tuhan…
[J:] I got him from the fucking London Phildsarmonic. (Meant to be Philharmonic)
Aku dapat dia dari London Phildsarmonic. (Seharusnya Philharmonic)
[K:] Urgh, I just, I don’t know him, it seems weird!
Urgh, aku cuma, aku nggak kenal dia, ini terasa aneh!
[J:] Will you just, will you just spend a minute with him?
Mau nggak, mau nggak kamu spend waktu sebentar sama dia?
[K:] OK. Alright. I’ll spend a minute with him.
Oke. Baiklah. Aku akan spend waktu sebentar sama dia.
[J:] OK bro, he’s right outside I’m sending him in.
Oke bro, dia di luar, aku panggil dia masuk.
[K:] Oh god, OK. Why? Lessons, so stupid.
Oh Tuhan, oke. Kenapa? Les, sangat bodoh.
[F:] Hello?
Halo?
[K:] Uh, hi!
Uh, hai!
[F:] Hello, I am Felix Char.
Halo, saya Felix Char.
[K:] Hi, uh. Felix? Yeah, um.
Hai, uh. Felix? Iya, um.
[F:] Ah, as, Jack as asked me to spend some time with you. Uh.
Ah, Jack meminta saya untuk menghabiskan waktu denganmu. Uh.
[K:] OK, hm.
Oke, hm.
[F:] One on one. So, while Jack is outside, ah we will work on your technique.
Satu lawan satu. Jadi, sementara Jack di luar, kita akan bekerja pada teknikmu.
[K:] OK.
Oke.
[F:] Can I see you pick up, is this your guitar here?
Boleh saya lihat, apakah ini gitarmu?
[K:] Yup. Yeah, I gotta it, I gotta it right over here.
Iya. Ya, aku punya, aku ada di sini.
[F:] Ah, it is a Fender ay? Is this a Fender?
Ah, ini Fender kan? Apakah ini Fender?
[K:] Ah well it’s a Gibson.
Ah, ini Gibson.
[F:] Yes a Gibson, yes. Made by the same, uh, manufacturer. Pick it up please, can you pick it up?
Iya, Gibson, iya. Dibuat oleh produsen yang sama. Silakan ambil, bisa ambil?
[K:] OK. Yeah.
Oke. Iya.
[F:] No, no, no, d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap!
Tidak, tidak, tidak, d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap!
[K:] What? What’d I do? What’d I do?
Apa? Apa yang aku lakukan? Apa yang aku lakukan?
[F:] You pick it up from the neck! This is not the way you pick up a guitar!
Kamu ambil dari leher! Ini bukan cara yang benar untuk mengangkat gitar!
[K:] I just picked it up, I just-
Aku cuma mengangkatnya, aku cuma-
[F:] No,no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, cállate tu bocar, pick it up from the body.
Tidak, tidak, hei, hei, hei, hei, hei, cállate tu bocar, ambil dari badan.
[K:] The what!
Yang mana!
[F:] The body.
Badan.
[K:] Oh the body! Body, OK.
Oh badan! Badan, oke.
[F:] I’m sorry about my accent.
Maaf tentang aksen saya.
[K:] I didn’t know, I didn’t know.
Aku tidak tahu, aku tidak tahu.
[F:] Now listen to me. I want you to play, like it is a woman. You go and play the guitar now. Play.
Sekarang dengarkan saya. Aku mau kamu main, seperti itu wanita. Ayo main gitar sekarang. Main.
[K:] Uh, OK? Uh.
Uh, oke? Uh.
[F:] No, no, no, no, no. You, your fingers. Your fingers are too tight.
Tidak, tidak, tidak, tidak, tidak. Kamu, jari-jari kamu. Jari-jari kamu terlalu kencang.
[K:] They’re too tight?
Terlalu kencang?
[F:] Yes, let me get behind you. Like this, you see?
Iya, biarkan saya di belakangmu. Seperti ini, kamu lihat?
[K:] Oh! Hn.
Oh! Hn.
[F:] If I put my finger, on your finger.
Jika saya letakkan jari saya, di jari kamu.
[K:] Hey!
Hei!
[F:] Then you can feel…
Maka kamu bisa merasakan…
[K:] I can! Wait!
Aku bisa! Tunggu!
[F:] Sh, sh, sh, sh, shu! Finger to your mouth. I put my finger on your mouth, on your lips.
Sh, sh, sh, sh, shu! Jari ke mulutmu. Aku letakkan jariku di mulutmu, di bibirmu.
[K:] Mhmhm!
Mhmhm!
[F:] Yes that’s good.
Iya, itu bagus.
[K:] Hey man!
Hei bro!
[F:] Now listen hey, you want to play like an orgasm.
Sekarang dengar, kamu mau main seperti orgasme.
[K:] I’m just try- what!?
Aku cuma coba- apa!?
[F:] Feel this. Do you feel that?
Rasakan ini. Apakah kamu merasakannya?
[K:] Oh god! This is really weird man!
Oh Tuhan! Ini sangat aneh bro!
[F:] That’s my cock.
Itu penis saya.
[K:] WHAT!
APA!
[F:] That’s my cock in your butt cheeks.
Itu penis saya di antara bokongmu.
[K:] OH GOD! Hey!
OH TUHAN! Hei!
[F:] Do you feel it?
Apakah kamu merasakannya?
[K:] NO!
TIDAK!
[F:] Now I’m going to tough your cock.
Sekarang saya akan menyentuh penismu.
[K:] OW!
OW!
[F:] Let me touch your penis.
Biarkan saya menyentuh penismu.
[J:] It’s me!
Ini aku!
[K:] WHAT?!
APA?!
[J:] It’s me. It’s JB.
Ini aku. Ini JB.
[K:] GOD!
TUHAN!
[J:] There’s no Felix dude.
Nggak ada Felix, bro.
[K:] What are you doing?!
Apa yang kamu lakukan?!
[J:] I’M FUCKING WAKING YOU UP! I’M TRYING TO SHAKE YOUR FOUNDATIONS!
AKU CUMA MENGGUNCANGMU! AKU CUMA MAU BANGKITKAN DASAR-DASARMU!
[K:] By touching me with your penis?!
Dengan menyentuhku pakai penismu?!
[J:] YES! By fucking touching your penis! Whatever it takes!
IYA! Dengan menyentuh penismu! Apa pun yang diperlukan!
[K:] God!
Tuhan!
[J:] That’s all I’m saying dude! I’m making a point! Let’s get fucking serious! Let’s get physical! Alright. Let’s take it from the top.
Itu saja yang aku bilang, bro! Aku mau menunjukkan maksudku! Mari kita serius! Mari kita fisik! Oke. Mari kita mulai dari awal.