You and I drunk again
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed
Maybe the whiskyās gone to my head
but if I were gay I would give you my heart
and if I were gay youād be my work of art
and if I were gay we would swim in romance
but Iām not gay so get your hands out of my pants
Itās not that I donāt care (I do)
I just donāt see myself in you
Another time, another scene,
Iād be right behind you, if you know what I mean
āCause if I were gay I would give you my soul
and if i were gay i would give you my whole being
and if i were gay we would tear the walls
but im not gay so please stop cuppin' my ā¦hand
Weāve never hugged, weāve never kissed
Iāve never been intimate with your fist
You have opened brand new doors
Get over hear and
Drop
Your
Drawers!