(feat. Stewie)

[Singers:]
Here is the tale of a babysitting job,
Ini adalah kisah tentang pekerjaan mengasuh anak,
the baby is something of a snob,
bayinya sedikit sok,

[Stewie:]
Oh, go fuck yourselves
Oh, pergi mampus kalian semua

[Singers:]
So listen very closely, and you'll find
Jadi dengarkan baik-baik, dan kamu akan menemukan
that what they say is not the same as what's on their minds
bahwa apa yang mereka katakan tidak sama dengan apa yang mereka pikirkan

[Haylie:]
Aren't you a cute little boy
Bukankah kamu anak laki-laki yang imut?

[Haylie's Thoughts:]
look at that melon shaped head
lihat kepala bulat itu

[Stewie:]
Having you here is a joy
Mempunyai kamu di sini adalah kebahagiaan

[Stewie's Thoughts:]
and in an hour you'll be dead
dan dalam satu jam kamu akan mati

[Haylie:]
Sit on my knee
Duduklah di pangkuanku

[Haylie's Thoughts:]
please don't go poo
tolong jangan berak

[Stewie:]
Nice place to be
Tempat yang nyaman di sini

[Stewie's Thoughts:]
This one's for you
Ini untukmu

[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal
Mengasuh anak itu rugi besar

[Haylie:]
Why don't we watch Will & Grace
Kenapa kita tidak nonton Will & Grace?

[Thought:]
Jesus, do I need a smoke
Ya Tuhan, aku butuh rokok

[Stewie:]
Jack puts a smile on my face
Jack bikin aku senyum

[Thought:]
oh, what a surprise, a gay joke
oh, kejutan, lelucon gay

[Haylie:]
I like your house
Aku suka rumahmu

[Thought:]
the ceiling has cracks
plafonnya retak-retak

[Stewie:]
I like your blouse
Aku suka blusmu

[Thought:]
Miss TJ Maxx
Nona TJ Maxx

[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal
Mengasuh anak itu rugi besar

[Singers:]
So they sat as time went by
Jadi mereka duduk seiring waktu berlalu

[Haylie:]
slowly as time could go
perlahan-lahan seiring waktu berlalu

[Singers:]
the baby blarred, and softly cursed
bayinya ngoceh, dan mengumpat pelan

[Stewie:]
cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes,
karena bibirnya, dan rok, dan sepatu,
and her hair made her look like a hoe
dan rambutnya membuatnya terlihat seperti pelacur

[Haylie:]
Time for your bottle my sweet
Saatnya untuk botol susu, sayangku

[Thought:]
This little brat smells like piss
Bocah kecil ini bau kencing

[Stewie:]
always a succulent treat
selalu jadi camilan yang menggoda

[Thought:]
while I suck that, you suck this
sementara aku mengisap ini, kamu isap itu

[Haylie:]
Aren't you a sight
Bukankah kamu pemandangan yang menarik?

[Thought:]
look at him drool
lihat dia ngiler

[Stewie:]
you're a delight
kamu menyenangkan

[Thought:]
Damn you, you fool
Sialan kamu, bodoh

[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal
Mengasuh anak itu rugi besar

[Singers:]
The diaper change was quite a job
Mengganti popok itu pekerjaan yang cukup berat

[Haylie:]
the grossest I've ever seen
yang paling menjijikkan yang pernah aku lihat

[Singers:]
The baby smiled and took a breath
Bayinya tersenyum dan menarik napas

[Stewie:]
and I grunted and pooped out a poop,
dan aku menggerutu dan mengeluarkan kotoran,
that looked something like Matthew Modine
yang terlihat seperti Matthew Modine

[Haylie:]
someday you might meet a girl
Suatu hari kamu mungkin bertemu seorang gadis

[Thought:]
yeah, she's gonna be your right hand
ya, dia akan jadi tangan kananmu

[Stewie:]
Maybe it's you my sweet pearl
Mungkin kamu, mutiara manisku

[Thought:]
darling, I'd rather fuck sand
sayang, aku lebih baik berhubungan seks dengan pasir

[Haylie:]
Have a good night
Selamat malam

[Thought:]
you little creep
kamu kecil yang menjijikkan

[Stewie:]
Have a good night
Selamat malam

[Thought:]
Die in your sleep
Mati dalam tidurmu

[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal
Mengasuh anak itu rugi besar
Babysitting is a bum deal
Mengasuh anak itu rugi besar