(Roll Sloppy Love Jingle Sequence 1. Action!)

Bartender!
Pelayan!
"Yeah I hear your wise ass, give me a minute."
"Iya, saya dengar, sabar sedikit."
I'm trying to get this round over here.
Saya lagi pesen minuman di sini.
"What do you think I'm just working for you here?"
"Kira-kira saya kerja buat kamu doang?"
Actually, will you, will you send a drink, to the lady at the end of the bar? Yeah that one right there.
Sebenarnya, bisa tolong kirim minuman ke cewek di ujung bar? Yang itu.
"Here you are man."
"Ini dia, bro."
Yeah, yeah. It's on me. Tell her it's from Travie.
Iya, ini dari saya. Bilang saja itu dari Travie.
"It's from this guy over here."
"Ini dari orang yang di sini."

From the second she shimmied in
Sejak detik dia masuk dengan gaya menggoda
I was intrigued by her essence
Aku langsung tertarik dengan pesonanya
And my first instincts to make sure that my presence was felt
Dan instink pertama ku adalah memastikan keberadaanku terasa
Simple and plain
Sederhana dan jelas
I'm probably jumping the train
Mungkin aku terlalu terburu-buru
But all I could see was my name engraved on her belt
Tapi yang bisa kulihat hanyalah namaku terukir di sabuknya
Hit the pause button
Tahan sebentar
Damn!
Duh!
I don't even know this girl
Aku bahkan tidak kenal cewek ini
And I'm already practicing my sweet-nothins
Dan aku sudah mulai berlatih rayuan manisku
But that's a classic trait of a soft-spoken, heart-broken, fellow like my self best believe (pussy)
Tapi itu memang ciri khas cowok lembut dan patah hati sepertiku, percayalah (gak berani)
I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve
Aku cenderung menunjukkan perasaanku dengan jelas
But that night the Jagermeister had my sleeves rolled up
Tapi malam itu, Jagermeister membuatku mabuk berat
Wait a minute, hold up
Tunggu sebentar, tahan dulu
I think she caught me grillin' now I'm spillin' my drink (don't look don't look)
Kayaknya dia melihatku, sekarang aku tumpah minuman (jangan lihat, jangan lihat)
I knew our feelings were in sync so now she gave me the wink
Aku tahu perasaan kita sejalan, jadi dia melirikku
The only problem is, I'm not your ordinary, average Romeo
Masalahnya, aku bukan Romeo biasa
A Cyrano de Bergerac (shut the fuck up)
Seperti Cyrano de Bergerac (diam saja)
In fact, I remember back in fifth grade
Sebenarnya, aku ingat waktu kelas lima
I tried to read the book of love, but sadly
Aku coba baca buku cinta, tapi sayangnya
The introduction didn't grab me
Pengantar bukunya tidak menarik perhatianku
So I left it on the shelf and kept moving
Jadi aku biarkan di rak dan terus bergerak
Assuming that this planet rotates
Menganggap bahwa planet ini berputar
I'll just procrastinate until the day I bump into my soulmate
Aku akan menunda sampai hari aku bertemu jodohku
Who would've thunk I would be pissy ass drunk when time came for collision
Siapa yang menyangka aku akan mabuk berat saat waktu bertemu tiba
So I made the decision to just keep my composure (cool cool)
Jadi aku memutuskan untuk tetap tenang (santai)
Until she started getting closer
Sampai dia mulai mendekat
And then I felt this weird feeling underneath my left shoulder, and then I
Dan kemudian aku merasakan sensasi aneh di bawah bahu kiriku, dan kemudian aku
Slipped, tripped, busted my lip and fell in love
Terjatuh, tersandung, pecah bibir dan jatuh cinta
The minute that she stepped in the door
Begitu dia melangkah masuk
The type of girl I'd have to make a couple mix tapes for
Tipe cewek yang harus aku buatkan beberapa mixtape
To me she equaled MC squared and everything else was mathematics
Bagiku, dia setara dengan MC kuadrat dan yang lain adalah matematika
I never took the time to practice
Aku tidak pernah meluangkan waktu untuk berlatih