In the fortress of GWAR, much torment does remain
Di benteng GWAR, banyak penderitaan yang tersisa
Despite all of the bodies that had been hacked in twain
Meski banyak tubuh yang telah dipotong jadi dua
So many had died in the viscous campaign
Begitu banyak yang tewas dalam peperangan yang kejam
That their femurs alone made a fine mountain
Sehingga tulang paha mereka saja membentuk gunung yang megah

The Master was no longer GWAR's sovereign
Sang Penguasa bukan lagi raja GWAR
Of wealth and women they had none to gain
Tak ada kekayaan dan wanita yang bisa mereka raih
What goal was left for them to attain
Apa tujuan yang tersisa untuk mereka capai?
So Oderus did call for conclave
Maka Oderus memanggil untuk berkumpul

First came Balsac, his council was wise
Pertama datang Balsac, penasihat yang bijak
His War-Axe gleamed, he was a loyal knight
Kapaknya berkilau, dia adalah kesatria yang setia
Plus 40 dancing bears he did provide
Ditambah 40 beruang penari yang dia sediakan
Then, first in prowess, he stood his lord beside
Kemudian, pertama dalam keahlian, dia berdiri di samping tuannya

Beefcake the Mighty, his ass was wide
Beefcake yang Perkasa, badannya besar
Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a good ally
Membawa 80 lembu yang berat, dia adalah sekutu yang baik
Jizmak the Gusha, his legion was described
Jizmak si Gusha, legiunnya dikenal
For many hours he barked at the tribe
Selama berjam-jam dia menggonggong pada suku

But then, timely, the catering arrived
Tapi kemudian, tepat waktu, makanan datang
Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred mule-loads high
Minuman, obat, makanan, 400 muatan keledai
Flattus Maximus, this he did supply
Flattus Maximus, inilah yang dia sediakan
And now the mighty brothers of GWAR did band
Dan sekarang para saudara perkasa GWAR bersatu

They will to journey and slay without plan
Mereka akan pergi dan membunuh tanpa rencana
Bring sledge and terror to the cities of man
Membawa teror dan kehancuran ke kota-kota manusia
Open Oberammergau
Buka Oberammergau
Like hell was a womb, it tore
Seperti neraka yang terlahir, itu robek

And from the womb the creatures poured
Dan dari rahim itu makhluk-makhluk bermunculan
Troll, goblin, Manticore
Troll, goblin, Manticore
Siege machine and armored whore
Mesin pengepungan dan pelacur bersenjata
There will be battle like never before
Akan ada pertempuran seperti tak pernah ada sebelumnya

The Surface World learned of the malaise
Dunia Permukaan belajar tentang penyakit ini
Black Pope, usurper, he saw through the veil
Paus Hitam, penyerang, dia melihat melalui tirai
They plan their defense in the land of the wasted
Mereka merencanakan pertahanan di tanah yang hancur
Africa, bitter fruit she had tasted
Afrika, buah pahit yang telah dia rasakan

Ensign of industry, let it be raised
Bendera industri, biarkan itu dikibarkan
There the camp of the Black Pope was placed
Di sana kamp Paus Hitam didirikan
His legions breath, through the valleys the raced
Legiun-legiunnya bernafas, berlari melalui lembah
Charlots they rode, and their skulls were iron-plated
Mereka berkendara di kereta, dan tengkorak mereka dilapisi besi

Belching fire, freshly painted
Mengeluarkan api, baru dicat
8000 Battalions of Knights freshly sainted
8000 batalyon kesatria yang baru dinyatakan suci
But before they fought, they were vaccinated
Tapi sebelum mereka bertempur, mereka divaksin
To protect them from the AIDS that had been created
Untuk melindungi mereka dari AIDS yang telah diciptakan

To continue the reign of Black Pope unabated
Untuk melanjutkan kekuasaan Paus Hitam tanpa henti
The people at home, got a version G-rated
Orang-orang di rumah, mendapatkan versi yang ramah anak
Here the GWAR invaded
Di sini GWAR menyerang
Began the violation
Dimulailah pelanggaran

The War Barges, forecastles swarming
Kapal Perang, dek-dek dipenuhi
Disgorging the troops, formations forming
Menyebarkan pasukan, formasi terbentuk
The low drone of the horning
Dengungan rendah dari terompet
Sounding out a call, then a warning
Mengeluarkan panggilan, lalu peringatan

A nuclear salvo where GWAR was encroaching
Serangan nuklir saat GWAR mendekat
Within a second 10 legions were toasting
Dalam sekejap 10 legiun bersulang
Balsac said, "Did you feel something?"
Balsac berkata, "Apakah kamu merasakan sesuatu?"
The Lord was not boasting
Sang Tuan tidak menyombongkan diri

The enemy is vast, steel carpets the terrain
Musuh sangat besar, karpet baja menutupi medan
Still they are forming, armors detrains
Mereka masih membentuk, baju zirah terlepas
They send forth a Captain, OJ by name
Mereka mengirimkan seorang Kapten, bernama OJ
Flattus struck him in the brain
Flattus memukulnya di kepala

Burst the helmet, made two parts of the mind
Membelah helm, memecah pikiran jadi dua
Chopped through his gorget, through chest, into spine
Memotong melalui pelindung leher, menembus dada, hingga tulang belakang
And the good captain's blood flowed like wine
Dan darah kapten yang baik mengalir seperti anggur
Flattus said, "So ends a cowards time."
Flattus berkata, "Begitulah akhir waktu seorang pengecut."

Balsac is angry, he'll have no more
Balsac marah, dia tidak akan membiarkan lagi
He hurls his axe, with great effort
Dia melemparkan kapaknya, dengan usaha besar
To smite Regis with terrible force
Untuk menghancurkan Regis dengan kekuatan yang mengerikan
His shield breaks, his hauberk unsews
Perisainya hancur, baju zirahnya terlepas

The axe bursts through his chest and torso
Kapak itu menembus dada dan tubuhnya
Bright blood spurts, the guts are loosed by the throw
Darah cerah memancar, usus terlepas oleh lemparan
And with that axe the soul from body goes
Dan dengan kapak itu, jiwa terpisah dari tubuh
Said Jizmak, "That was a heavy blow."
Kata Jizmak, "Itu adalah pukulan yang berat."

Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew
Beefcake yang Perkasa, dipenuhi dengan muntahan
His sword falls, skulls burst in two
Pedangnya jatuh, tengkorak pecah jadi dua
The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through
Mata-mata keluar dari soket, dia belum selesai
Thousands of warriors he does this to
Ribuan pejuang dia lakukan ini

Piling up the corpses of those he slew
Menumpuk mayat-mayat yang dia bunuh
Until it was hard to tell if the pile grew
Sampai sulit untuk tahu apakah tumpukan itu bertambah
Balsac said, "He is a princely lord"
Balsac berkata, "Dia adalah lord bangsawan"
Said Beefcake, "Yes, it's true."
Kata Beefcake, "Ya, itu benar."

Jizmak smites, his hammer whirls
Jizmak memukul, palunya berputar
Foreheads explode, entrails twirl
Dahi meledak, usus berputar
Breaking open brain-pans as well
Membuka tengkorak juga
Red blood flowing as souls speed to hell
Darah merah mengalir saat jiwa melesat ke neraka

Oderus smites the Black Pope, exposing his brain
Oderus memukul Paus Hitam, memperlihatkan otaknya
The blade continued through meat and membrane
Pisaunya terus menembus daging dan membran
Bright blood flowed in the grass where he was lain
Darah cerah mengalir di rumput tempat dia tergeletak
Here ends this tale, that much is plain
Di sini berakhir cerita ini, itu sudah jelas