(rizzo)
look at me i'm sandra dee
[lihat aku, aku Sandra Dee]

lousy with virginity
[malu-malu dengan keperawanan]

won't go to bed
[tak akan tidur]

til' i'm legally wed
[sampai aku menikah secara sah]

i can't i'm sandra dee
[saya tidak bisa, aku Sandra Dee]

watch it
[awas]

hey i'm doris day
[hei, aku Doris Day]

i was not brought up that way
[aku tidak dibesarkan seperti itu]

won't come across,
[tak akan terlihat,]

even rock hudson lost
[bahkan Rock Hudson pun kehilangan]

his heart to doris day
[hatinya pada Doris Day]

i don't drink(noo)
[aku tidak minum (tidak)]

or swear(ohh)
[atau berkata kasar (ohh)]

i don't rat my hair(ewwwwwww)
[aku tidak mengacak-acak rambutku (ewwwwwww)]

i get ill from one cigarette(cough, cough, cough)
[aku merasa mual hanya dari satu rokok (batuk, batuk, batuk)]

keep your filthy paws
[jauhkan tangan kotor itu]

off my silky drawers
[dari celana dalam halusku]

would you pull that crap w/annette
[apa kamu berani melakukan itu pada Annette]

as for you troy donahue
[dan untukmu, Troy Donahue]

i know what you wanna do
[aku tahu apa yang ingin kamu lakukan]

you've got crust
[kamu berani sekali]

i'm no object of lust
[aku bukan objek nafsu]

i'm just plain sandra dee
[aku hanya Sandra Dee yang biasa]

elvis, elvis
[Elvis, Elvis]

let me be
[biarkan aku menjadi diriku]

keep that pelvis far from me
[jauhkan pinggulmu dariku]

just keep your cool
[tenang saja]

now you're starting to drool
[sekarang kamu mulai ngiler]

hey....fongool
[hei....fongool]

i'm sandra dee
[aku Sandra Dee]

sandy: are you making fun of me riz
[Sandy: apa kamu sedang mengejekku, Riz?]

rizzo: some people are just so touchy
[Rizzo: beberapa orang memang terlalu sensitif]