Thought I was lookin' good
Kira-kira aku terlihat keren
So I cycled 'cross the neighbourhood
Jadi aku bersepeda melintasi lingkungan
Was invited by a skinny girl
Dijemput oleh cewek kurus
Into her high class world
Masuk ke dunia glamournya

Left my bicycle under the stairs
Ninggalin sepedaku di bawah tangga
Laid my coat across the kosher chairs
Naruh jas aku di kursi-kursi yang bersih
Made my way across the crowded room
Berjalan menyusuri ruangan yang ramai
I had nothing to lose
Aku nggak punya yang perlu dipikirkan

My reception wasn't very keen
Sambutannya nggak terlalu hangat
So turning on a friendly grin
Jadi aku senyum ramah
Stood on the table with my glass of gin
Berdiri di atas meja dengan gelas gin
And came straight to the point
Langsung ngomong apa yang ingin kukatakan

[Chorus:]
I was glad to come
Aku senang datang
I'll be sad to go
Tapi sedih juga mau pergi
So while I'm here
Selama aku di sini
I'll have me a real good time
Aku bakal nikmatin momen ini
[Repeat]

Dancing madly round the room, yeah
Menari gila-gilaan di ruangan, ya
Singing loudly and sorta' out of tune
Bernyanyi keras dan agak fals
Was escorted by a friendly slag
Dijemput oleh cewek ramah
'Round the bedroom and back
Berputar-putar di sekitar kamar tidur dan kembali
Wandered across to the door
Bergeser menuju pintu
Missed my step and I fell on the floor.
Kehilangan langkah dan jatuh ke lantai.
Said one word and was asked to leave
Ngomong satu kata dan diminta untuk pergi
Kinda' wish I was dead.
Rasanya pengen mati deh.

[Chorus]

The skinny girl made it clear
Cewek kurus itu bilang jelas
That she only came here for the beer
Kalau dia cuma datang untuk bir
The vicar simply reeked of gin
Pendeta itu baunya bener-bener gin
On my way home I happened to fall off my bicycle
Di jalan pulang aku jatuh dari sepedaku
(Good party)
(Pesta yang seru)
I was glad to come, but I was also glad to get home
Aku senang datang, tapi juga senang pulang