It was Christmas Eve, I was standin' in the parking lot
Malam Natal, aku berdiri di tempat parkir
of "Fabulous Girls, Nude - Nude - Nude"
di "Gadis Hebat, Telanjang - Telanjang - Telanjang"
In the car next to me there was a young lady givin' a blow-job
Di mobil sebelahku ada seorang wanita muda sedang melakukan oral seks
to a man in a Santa Claus suit
kepada seorang pria yang mengenakan kostum Sinterklas
His beard was crooked, his hat askew
Janggutnya miring, topinya miring
Embarrassed, I turned to go
Malunya, aku berbalik untuk pergi
When from the back seat of that Mazda I heard somebody shout "Oh Baby, don't
stop"
Ketika dari kursi belakang Mazda itu, aku mendengar seseorang berteriak "Oh Sayang, jangan berhenti"

And a merry "Ho-ho-ho"
Dan suara ceria "Ho-ho-ho"

When I walked inside, I ordered a beer and a double shot of whisk
Saat aku masuk, aku memesan bir dan dua shot wiski
And in three minutes I had fallen in love
Dan dalam tiga menit, aku jatuh cinta
The DJ announced "Ladies and gentlemen, from Forth Worth, Texas: Lady Godiva"
DJ mengumumkan "Tuan-tuan dan Nyonya-nyonya, dari Forth Worth, Texas: Lady Godiva"
And I sat and worshipped 'neath the angel above
Dan aku duduk dan memuja di bawah malaikat di atas
At the end of her set she brushed her hair
Di akhir penampilannya, dia menyisir rambutnya
Came and sat on the stool to my right
Datang dan duduk di kursi sebelah kananku
And said "Will you buy me a drink?"
Dan berkata "Mau belikan aku minuman?"
My heart beats fast, my trousers grew tight
Jantungku berdegup kencang, celanaku terasa ketat
And wittily I replied "Uhhh...."
Dan dengan cerdas aku menjawab "Uhhh...."

She showed me a picture of her kid
Dia menunjukkan foto anaknya
Said during the day she's an art student
Dia bilang siang hari dia adalah mahasiswa seni
She dances six nights a week for slobs and idiots like this
Dia menari enam malam seminggu untuk orang-orang bodoh seperti ini
Of course, present company excluded.
Tentu saja, termasuk yang ada di sini.

On Donner, on Dancer, on Comet, on Blitzen
Di Donner, di Dancer, di Comet, di Blitzen
I'm lost in the valley of the supervixens
Aku tersesat di lembah para supervixen
Worshippin' at the feet of the goddess above
Memuja di kaki dewi di atas
I'm a pilgrim in the temple of love, ma, just a pilgrim in the temple
of love
Aku adalah peziarah di kuil cinta, Ma, hanya seorang peziarah di kuil cinta

Well then Santa came stumblin' in, and somebody shouted
Nah, kemudian Sinterklas datang tersandung, dan seseorang berteriak
"Hey Santa, where's your elves?"
"Hei Sinterklas, di mana para kurcaci?"
He sat down on the stool to my left
Dia duduk di kursi sebelah kiriku
And the bartender took a vodka bottle off the shelf
Dan bartender mengambil botol vodka dari rak
He asked if Mrs. Claus had called
Dia bertanya apakah Nyonya Claus sudah menelepon
To tell her he worked on the late shift at the mall
Untuk memberi tahu bahwa dia bekerja shift malam di mal
And he was sorry, but he just got through
Dan dia minta maaf, tapi dia baru saja selesai
I turned and I asked him:
Aku berbalik dan bertanya padanya:
"How's the kid this year, Santa?"
"Bagaimana anaknya tahun ini, Sinterklas?"
Beneath his breath he whispered "A merry fuck you"
Dengan suara pelan dia berbisik "Selamat tinggal yang menyenangkan"

Well then the owner come over and he was a short fat ugly guy
Nah, kemudian pemiliknya datang dan dia adalah pria pendek, gemuk, dan jelek
With a funny kind of pushed-in face
Dengan wajahnya yang aneh dan cekung
He shook my hand and said it was the first time
Dia menjabat tanganku dan berkata ini adalah pertama kalinya
They'd ever had a real superstar in this place
Mereka pernah memiliki superstar sejati di tempat ini
Lady Godiva bought me a few drinks
Lady Godiva membelikanku beberapa minuman
And words came out of my mouth
Dan kata-kata keluar dari mulutku
What they were, I couldn't guess
Apa itu, aku tidak bisa menebak
But it was something about showgirls, lapdancing, motley crue
Tapi itu tentang gadis-gadis pertunjukan, tarian pangkuan, Motley Crue
You can guess the rest
Kamu bisa menebak sisanya

Well I walked outside, snow was falling
Nah, aku berjalan keluar, salju sedang turun
I had some toys to put together - it was Christmas time
Aku punya beberapa mainan untuk dirakit - ini adalah waktu Natal
Santa followed me into the parking lot
Sinterklas mengikutiku ke tempat parkir
And threw up on the hood of the car next to mine
Dan muntah di kap mobil sebelahku
I gave him my handkerchief, pulled out onto the highway
Aku memberinya saputangan, lalu meluncur ke jalan raya
And as I sat at the light
Dan saat aku duduk di lampu merah
I swear I saw a sleigh with a dozen of reindeers
Aku bersumpah aku melihat kereta luncur dengan selusin rusa
Pull up out of the parking lot and cut across the mall
Keluar dari tempat parkir dan melintas di mal
And a voice shouted "Merry Christmas to all you assholes
and to all a good fucking night!"
[cc]Dan sebuah suara berteriak "Selamat Natal untuk semua kalian bajingan
dan selamat malam yang menyenangkan!"[/cc]