[VERSE 1]
Man your really one heck of a guy
Bro, kamu emang luar biasa banget.
Best friend since junior high
Teman terbaik sejak SMP.
You showed me Playboy for the very first time
Kamu ngenalin aku Playboy untuk pertama kalinya.
That was rad
Itu keren banget.
We saw Bon Jovi we sat in the front row
Kita nonton Bon Jovi dan duduk di barisan depan.
I pierced your ear right before the show
Aku nembus telingamu tepat sebelum pertunjukan.
We stole your brother's beer and he didn't know
Kita nyuri bir kakakmu dan dia nggak tahu.

[1ST CHORUS]
Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
Pacar barumu itu nyebelin banget.
Did you fall in love or did
Apa kamu jatuh cinta atau…
You just want to get some
…kamu cuma mau nyari kesenangan?
That girl is crazy she's a lo-co-motion
Cewek itu gila, dia kayak mesin gerak yang nggak berhenti.
I know you know she used to be my girl
Aku tahu kamu tahu dia dulunya pacarku.
You'd better run for cover
Mendingan kamu cari perlindungan.
Cause she's tickin like a time bomb
Soalnya dia kayak bom waktu yang siap meledak.
And did I mention that youbothsuck.com
Dan ngomong-ngomong, kamu berdua itu payah.
Now you're stuck with her
Sekarang kamu terjebak sama dia.
Like Mellencamp is stuck with cougar.
Kayak Mellencamp terjebak sama cougar.
I guess that makes me the LUCKIEST LOSER
Kayaknya itu bikin aku jadi PECUNDANG PALING BERUNTUNG.

[VERSE 2]
I met her at a kegger past out in the yard
Aku ketemu dia di pesta bir, dia pingsan di halaman.
Gettin in her pants wasn't really that hard
Masuk ke celananya itu nggak terlalu sulit.
6 months later she crashed my car
Enam bulan kemudian dia nabrak mobilku.
That was rad
Itu keren banget.
She's got a glow from her spray on tan
Dia punya kulit kecokelatan dari tanning spray.
Marilyn Manson is her favorite band
Marilyn Manson adalah band favoritnya.
I really think she might worship Satan, not a band
Aku rasa dia mungkin menyembah Setan, bukan band.

[2ND CHORUS]
Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun
Pacar barumu itu nyebelin banget.
Did you fall in love or did
Apa kamu jatuh cinta atau…
You just want to get some
…kamu cuma mau nyari kesenangan?
That girl is crazy she's a lo-co-motion
Cewek itu gila, dia kayak mesin gerak yang nggak berhenti.
I know you know she used to be my girl
Aku tahu kamu tahu dia dulunya pacarku.
You should run for cover
Kamu harus cari perlindungan.
Cause she's tickin like a time bomb
Soalnya dia kayak bom waktu yang siap meledak.
And did I mention that youbothsuck.com
Dan ngomong-ngomong, kamu berdua itu payah.
Now she's stuck with you
Sekarang dia terjebak sama kamu.
Like a frat guy with a bad tattoo
Kayak anak frat yang punya tato jelek.
Like celebrity golf with Alice Cooper
Kayak golf selebriti bareng Alice Cooper.
Guess that makes me the LUCKIEST LOSER
Kayaknya itu bikin aku jadi PECUNDANG PALING BERUNTUNG.

[BRIDGE]
Mel Gibson, Danny Glover you deserve each other
Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, kalian memang cocok.
I'll leave the weapon when you take her home to
Aku akan bawa senjata saat kamu bawa dia pulang untuk…
Meet your mother
…kenalan dengan ibumu.
She was a superstar, back seat of my car
Dia dulu superstar, di kursi belakang mobilku.
Those days are over, now the night goes on yeah
Hari-hari itu sudah berlalu, sekarang malam terus berlanjut, ya.

[3RD CHORUS]
Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
Pacar barumu itu nyebelin banget.
Did you fall in love
Apa kamu jatuh cinta…
Or did you just want to get some
…atau kamu cuma mau nyari kesenangan?
That girl is crazy she's a lo-co-motion
Cewek itu gila, dia kayak mesin gerak yang nggak berhenti.
I know you know she used to be my girl
Aku tahu kamu tahu dia dulunya pacarku.
You'd better run for cover
Mendingan kamu cari perlindungan.
Cause she's tickin like a time bomb
Soalnya dia kayak bom waktu yang siap meledak.
And did I mention that youbothsuck.com
Dan ngomong-ngomong, kamu berdua itu payah.
Now you're stuck with her
Sekarang kamu terjebak sama dia.
Like Mellencamp is stuck with cougar.
Kayak Mellencamp terjebak sama cougar.
Like number two on a pooper scooper
Kayak nomor dua di alat pengambil kotoran.
I guess that makes me the LUCKIEST LOSER
Kayaknya itu bikin aku jadi PECUNDANG PALING BERUNTUNG.